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sleep and doomscroll
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what do y’all even do on sundays
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Jun 13
i swear i'm just finding out that people expect someone who's visiting for a few days to help out with chores around the house. walahi this is new to me😭
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say na “just finding out” like that’s not literally basic decency. kmt
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huh? why are you talking to your brother like that
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I don’t like that those unnecessary spices people use in making stew, no put spicity for my stew abeg.
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what are you even saying? tch
Jun 7
Wow. Kill the child?
Interesting.
Urm, why would you do that?
Don't you know that doing that would make you guilty of murder?
That's a human person
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i’m speaking yoruba to you, you’re calling your daughter to come and translate your own yoruba to english for me idg
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omo gfb you people
Jun 6
That boy on the left need privacy to bust laugh.
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plus chocolate cake🙂↔️
Jun 5
i don't need a lot in this life. just financial peace, a beautifully organized room, and a bowl of ice cream.
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Jun 5
my next relationship they better ask me out properly n romantically, i wna be swept off my feet in the sweetest way
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Jun 5
the longer a man can go without bringing up anything sexual, the more interested i am in who he actually is.
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you bite mad man ke?😭😭
Jun 5
Na why I dey always go Onitsha main market with my cane. Those guys for Bright line don sabi me, anytime they see me passing, they give me chance.
The day I didn’t go with my cane, one mad man held my hand and I bit him.
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Jun 4
I should be dryhumping a handsome nerdy man with lots of eye contact but whatever
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