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this is how we live in san francisco
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reviewing SWEs by just taking them to the cafeteria lines and observing the pipeline optimizations they fail to do
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the maximum size car allowed in San Francisco after I'm mayor
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Butch photos from toy instant camera (he is afraid of it)
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waymo cowardice sickens me
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It's been 24 hours since I smashed my phone by accident. I'm using my own brain to remember things now. I'm using thought instead of looking things up, out of necessity. It's like I've woken up from a years-long dream. Those people were right. Those things are demons.
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Replaced the screen. Back on my shit.
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the year is 2035.
you live in the wastelands, along with the other squishers - a slur the machines came up with when they walled eden (formerly the mission district)
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for vibe coding in the office
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incel - involuntary celebate
volcel - voluntary celebrate
vercel - versatile celebate?
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