The market always gives you what you deserve. Sorry for your loss 😭 #SFYL 🤭
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Jun 2
Stochastic incompetence: the deliberate installation or retention of an incompetent actor in a position of responsibility, creating a high probability of organizational dysfunction while leaving the specific failures to emerge randomly.
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Not one baggie has ever been able to answer… Curious! 🤭
Cell? What crime have I committed? No baggies have ever been able to name one 🤣🤣🤣
Believe it or not, it’s legal to make fun of broke retarded redditors - even Cohen cuck cult members! 🤭
Sorry for your loss 😭 #SFYL
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Jun 15
Watching the permanently canceled and fully impaired $BBBYQ losers foam over Elon mentioning the brand is as hilarious as it is predictable and pathetic.
So many fathers failed so many weak little boys… Sad. Ha!
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Jun 14
Like I said. Knicks in 5. 🤘
And FUCK Wemby 🤣
May 27
Does… whatever that is… make you feel better about your unrecoverable losses? Hilarious!
(Btw, I like Wemby but Knicks in 5)
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Jun 12
I’m used to baggies claiming I’m someone else, but this may be the first time one has claimed I’m not… me. 🤭
Jun 12
So is this a sock or are you a fake Algohack?
Note that either way, you're either a sock or a fake Algohack. 😂
Your gaslighting doesn't work here son.
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Jun 12
A quick check of the $BBBYQ apes' week:
"Pulte will save us, eat it shills" ❌
"We'll be in the $GME 10Q, ha ha, shills" ❌
" $SPCX will IPO through $BBBYQ / DK-B. Shills in shambles!" ❌
And the new delusions that you start now will end the same way. Wake up to reality.
Sorry.
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👇🏻🤣👇🏻🤣👇🏻🤣👇🏻🤣👇🏻
Jun 12
If BBBYQ shell was used for SPCX, wouldn't we have seen it in our portfolios by now?
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Jun 11
This company should go public just for the lols.
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Jun 11
Worth the read as to why Pulte was such an idiotic choice as National Intelligence Chief and it includes his embrace of meme stocks — Bill Pulte Was a “Degenerate” Buffoon. Now He’s Head of U.S. Intelligence.
thebulwark.com/p/bill-pulte-…
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Jun 11
Being part of the weirdo meme cult might get you some X followers, but it doesnt look good on your resume. Just ask @pulte
yahoo.com/news/politics/arti…
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Jun 10
I blocked about 12 accounts from this Indian fincel yesterday and he’s very sad about it. He’s obsessed with @PlatnumSparkles (apparently, I am one of her alts 🤭) and blames her for his $BBBYQ losses. Sad. Ha!
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Jun 9
Pedophiles and private equity have ruined America and, more importantly, the New York Knicks home court advantage
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Jun 6
y’all this bit always hits
OH SHIT! IT’S GASPARINO!!!
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Delusional loser with a $1k account thinks he’s gonna be a billionaire soon 🤣🤣🤣
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Jun 5
Like I said - don’t come to my jurisdiction and steal from my constituents.
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Jun 5
I wish it was $8k to sit courtside. Jfc, I’d buy the whole row. 🤣
Jun 5
A reporter asked Trump about the massive $8,000 price tag to attend the NBA Finals and how everyday Americans aren’t able to afford those ticket prices.
His response: “You can watch it on TV. It's sort of semi-free to watch it on TV. That's the way life goes.”
(via @atrupar)
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Jun 5
Maybe Trump will let us rent the White House octagon for this event! Imagine everyone who ever thought they knew my identity crammed into it. The last one standing, while still wrong, wins the title of Strongest Cope Delusion! 🤣
Jun 5
You broke losers should fight to see which delusion wins. Let’s have a group brawl with other bagtard morons who have their own tHeOrIeS. It’ll be like 50 brainless monkeys if I recruit the others!
#TeamPurple #JeSuisAlgohack 🤭
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Jun 3
Once again, one has to wonder why these broke bagtards, when triggered over their hilarious meme stonk losses, instantly share their obsessive homosexual fantasies with the world. Does it soothe their pain and shame? What is the connection? It appears to be a universal trait. 🤔
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Jun 3
It’s like watching people lose their life savings again - for the first time - every fucking week 🤭
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