I feel like it's a good time to tell @tedcruz to go fuck himself again

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Ritualistically sacrifice highly processed breakfast pastries to the delight of children and adults alike.

I wake up every day reading the USA vs Europe World Cup culture banter dreading the moment some Benedict Arnold tells them about Texas A&M yell leaders

Houston’s most important innovation is highlighted here: Air conditioned stadiums.

How Freddy is going to look when he goes back home to Germany. 🤘🏽

instead of winter depression does anyone get summer depression and the heat drives you even more crazy

The socialists are celebrating the Knicks even though San Antonio is clearly a more working class city. In this essay I will…

Name a cooler mascot than a Space Cowboy.

Hopefully after seeing how bad that special was everyone with a comedy dream will stop making the pilgrimage to Austin You dummies let an untalented hack trick you into thinking he had skill, taste, or any power outside of that tiny bubble

my boyf put petals from the first rose he bought me in epoxy and made me matching necklace and earrings and a ring with it🥰

yes

Craven Cruz Link in comments... #tedcruz #txlege

We talk a lot about how therapy speak has been coopted by manipulators, but not enough about how social justice language gets used by people "advocating" for shit that isn't an actual injustice.

I’m not saying Graham Platner should or shouldn’t be a candidate for a Senate seat, but I am saying that the media’s treatment of Platner as compared to its treatment of Ken Paxton is the same as the media’s treatment of Joe Biden as compared to its treatment of Donald Trump. The media bolsters the MAGA narrative that there’s never a decent Democrat nor an indecent MAGA Republican.

I see your profile picture. That’s Johnny Cash. My hero too. Arrested seven times. Smuggled 668 amphetamines across the Mexican border in 1965. Took every drug there was and drank like I did. Cheated on his first wife. Slept with more woman than I ever did. Hit bottom in a cave in Tennessee in 1968 trying to crawl off and die. And then he got up. He got clean. He spent the rest of his life singing for prisoners and addicts and the people the country threw away because he knew he was one of them. That was the whole point of the Man in Black. He wore it for the poor and the beaten down. He wore it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime. He wore it for the ones who never heard a word of Jesus. He wore it for the addicted and the dying. He wore it as a standing witness that no one is past saving. You picked his picture. You did not pick his message. Try listening to the words.

muthafucking The Leftovers and True Blood

Fully fully agree.

Concerning taste tbh. But I appreciate the loyalty.