hide your girl NOW im so serious
Joined February 2015
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Apr 7
just spent $50 on a hijab if this doesn’t unbald me i’ll kiII myself
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Mar 27
just saw a man with hair. absolutely fuming they’re taking everything from us
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Mar 22
Do you think the whole world evolves around English you wetwipe?
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Mar 21
eid backwards .. is DlE.. still think islam is funny ? im sick and disgusting to my bones …
Mar 19
If no one else is going to say it, I will.
Eid al-Fitr sounds like "Adolf Hitler."
Coincidence? 🤔
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21 Dec 2025
i will never forgive AI for shaming beautiful women into not using the m dash anymore
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20 Dec 2025
I’m on my LinkedIn influencer sht, you losers wouldn’t get it
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20 Dec 2025
At the grocery store and this girl tries to grab the same lettuce as me. Spits in my face and pries it out of my hands. I smirk. The next day I’m conducting interviews for Infinite Lux Corp. The girl who walks in? Lettuce girl. The colour drains from her face. I’m the CEO
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14 Dec 2025
conducting parent-teacher interviews on Teams and I didn’t realize there was a yassified filter on until I moved my head and it was floating in the air beside me. then i made it worse by saying “haha it’s sooo foggy in here” to make the mom think it was smoke
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16 Oct 2017
just turned 20; no jokes allowed from here on out .if i see 1 tweet without a semicolon or the word “economy” i will NOT hesitate to block .
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16 Oct 2023
just turned 26. no longer fergalicious. i am allowed 1 laugh per day, after that it’s time to get serious.
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17 Oct 2025
just turned 28. i know there’s been a lot going around about me, and i had hoped to keep this private. unfortunately the rumours are true — i’m employed. sorry to everyone who believed in me. please give me space during this time
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16 Jul 2025
Hi Susan!
Your email actually finds me writhing in pain, unable to cope with the weight of my thoughts which are crushing me more than the pain itself,
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11 Jul 2025
might go to the beach or might not. don’t really wanna talk about it. Please respect my privacy thanks
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