THE TRUTH ABOUT PRINCE HARRY
He didn’t kill 25 Taliban.
He captured them, held them for hours, whinging and moaning about the problems in his life.
Then the Taliban shot themselves.
Satisfaction in life comes in many forms. I planted these golden poplars 45 years ago. Every autumn I am grateful to have been blessed with another opportunity to savour their beauty - and another small win for the planet.
I spoke at a heritage crime prevention seminar organised by Lancashire Police at Samlesbury Hall yesterday. My speeches can be quite lively but I don't normally merit this much personal protection!
I see that the coffin is being flown from Edinburgh to RAF Northolt. Heathrow would have been closer but they couldn't risk losing it in the mountain of ldelayed uggage
Village cricket in all is glory: the Atkinson Swires cup final between Birstwith and Upper Wharfedale at Pateley Bridge yesterday. #TheakstonsNidderdaleLeague
The neighbours finale has a larger cast than the opening ceremony of the Commonwealth Games and I can't remember who half of them are. The storyline is laborious. If it doesn't finish with Kylie singing 'Can't get Neighbours out of my head' that's an hour of my life wasted