I’m in social media retrograde. 🇳🇵current style writer, sometime milan resident, creative entrepreneur.
Joined June 2007
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15 Sep 2021
We are all just a Megan, Ashley, Sam or Katie just trying to find our phone in this dimly-lit bar called life.
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17 Oct 2024
i had a really good tweet and then i lost it
see u guys again in 2033?
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24 Aug 2023
All I could think of when Vivy talked was South Park doing an episode where he looks like this.
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15 Jul 2023
1924, gals in #milwaukee, just having a blast, 99 years later, we're still at it! - #ebay find of the day, 1924 "girl gang" #print ebay.com/itm/126013920932?mk…
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10 Apr 2023
“Sweat pea, we’re all in this together!” - woman in line to TSA Agent, Augusta Regional Airport. #overheardataugusta
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3 Dec 2022
If you feel like you had a bad week reentering life after the holidays, think about Kanye West’s week and it’ll all feel a little better for you. ✨✨
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29 Nov 2022
Most people don’t realize that Lambeau Field is built on the tip of a vast underground Aztec pyramid. Look it up.
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25 Nov 2022
Thanksgiving has devolved into which cable company is worse and sharing experiences. 9:41 PM
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23 Nov 2022
if Elon and AOC had a baby, it would have its own category in the DSM-5.
22 Nov 2022
Sometimes when I’m down, I just imagine Trump trying to deal with two-factor authorization and I feel better again.
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19 Sep 2022
Watching the Queen’s funeral procession and just Shazam’d the absolute fire chorus song. No dice but I bet will drop set list after the show.
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11 Sep 2022
Happy Sunday! And 9/11!
Turn on YouTube on TV and watch this. Trust (and tissues).
“Voices From the Air: Recordings from Passengers Onboard” youtu.be/lpI575rjPEM
3 Sep 2022
It’s annoying when you’re driving and everyone else on the road isn’t 15 minutes late too!
1 Sep 2022
That feeling of nailing the 50-yard freestyle flip turn at the club. 🔓 Satisfaction memory unlocked.