🏳️⚧️im a little kitten and i need to nurse bc im a runt and im likely to fall victim to predators ✩ MDNI ✩ kidding unless i’m not
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browsing NYC listings on apartments.com like ‘oh $1000 more in rent each month isn’t even that bad’
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i think we should do this in minneapolis too
Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.
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fr tho working at a sports bar reading 17776 has me appreciating sports more than ever before. it’s community and it’s play and it’s fangirling and it’s dress up and it’s human and it’s precious 🥹
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boy who needs to girlmode at work more bc damn ppl really do tip better
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my skinned knees still hurting is just a beautiful reminder of how much i believed in myself, it totally wasn’t embarrassing that i told someone to hop on my back only to eat shit on the sidewalk. right in front of the bar.
Jun 12
hangxiety isn’t real, therefore it cannot hurt me
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got him to kiss both of them and it didn’t even take much convincing
Jun 13
met up w a customer at the next bar and got him to kiss another (male) bartender while we cheered them on /with his wife/ #pridemonth
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Jun 13
met up w a customer at the next bar and got him to kiss another (male) bartender while we cheered them on /with his wife/ #pridemonth
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Jun 11
The offensive but well intentioned ____ acceptance episode of Glee would be considered too woke today
Jun 10
The offensive but well intentioned trans acceptance episode of your favorite 80s sitcom would be considered too woke today
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Jun 11
posted a throwback on my snap story (which i NEVER post to) and i forgot my moms old bestie who id risk it all for is on there ;-;
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Jun 9
taking a much needed smoke break bc wow. like i had heard good things but WOW.
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Jun 9
i used to get bad FOMO from not getting to live in nyc in the 90s. been feeling that times 100 lately
I’m not even ashamed to say that I’ve been watching this on repeat all week
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Jun 8
bros clearly never tried heggies
proud to live in the frozen pizza capital of the world
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Jun 7
moved someone’s clothes from the dryer to the table and came back to find she ended my machine for it 😀
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Jun 7
both this and my last apartment only had two washers, two dryers. i’ve moved people’s clothes and they’ve moved mine and everyone understands that’s just a part of shared laundry. i didn’t have enough tokens to dry both loads after, or time to get more before close. AITA?
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Jun 7
spooning an ice pack to sleep bc i have yet to get my AC installed goodnight
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Jun 7
smoked a cig outside my apartment without being sexually harassed this time award 🏆
Jun 6
went to check my car one more time and some woman came up on me and pulled out her tits and when i backed away in fear she said “oh right, they’re ugly” #womeninmensfields
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