// It's all disco and bullshit. Tell me about the sea //

Joined July 2007
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I started talking to my co-founder like Claude
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How was the show Silicon Valley so ahead of its time?
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4 Jul 2025
Imagine the balls it takes to not only hodl what is now $1.1 Billion worth of Bitcoin for 14 years from a $7800 cost basis, but to just send it all out with a single click and no test transaction.
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Murderbot coming to Apple, and it looks actually pretty good! The books are great 🙌 youtube.com/watch?v=vEioDeOi…

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9 Apr 2025
So Trump is vibe presidenting?
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21 Feb 2025
Crazy stat, crypto again setting records. Today’s North Korea vs Bybit hack is the first time in history — in any medium in the world — that there’s been a $1.1bn heist by anyone. Prior high was Saddam Hussein authorising a $1bn withdrawal from the Iraq Central Bank in 2003.
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Internet please never change.. 😅
There's now an active betting market on @Polymarket for my nighttime erections. A few things to consider when making your wager: I return from China on the 16th of Dec and measurement will take place during the final week of the month. I've not previously measured how much international travel affects NTE however I know from casual observation that it significantly decreases them. The body get's pretty messed up with such a large time zone change. It's TBD how long it takes my body to adjust normal NTE. My baseline NTE measurement was two hours and 12 minutes (~ave for a 47 yr old). My best NTE was 2 hours and 59 minutes (ave 18 yr old), which was post two therapies: 1) focused shockwave therapy and 2) botox. The positive effects of those therapies lessen over time. In mid November, I started a second round of shockwave therapy on the penis, completing three sessions however improvements can take up to 12 weeks after the therapy. NTE is something you can't really "try your best at". They just happen or they don't. You go to sleep and the body does its thing. NTE is a significant biological age marker representing sexual, cardiovascular, and psychological health. Deficiencies in NTE correlates with an increased risk of premature death by 70%.
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Mousey is celebrating her new album / tour de force The Dreams of Our Mothers' Mothers! with special guest Goodwill — this Friday at Pōneke's Moon Saturday at Tāmaki's @notwaucklandnz! Get tickets NOW via UTR 🐁 undertheradar.co.nz/tour/256…
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RT @RichardHills_: Ātaahua. I’ve never seen anything like this! 🔥 #ToitūTeTiriti ❤️🤍🖤
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13 Nov 2024
Trump really appointed the richest man on earth is to an actual government agency named after dogecoin, D.O.G.E. - Department of Government Efficiency reality is stranger than fiction
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24 Sep 2024
"ok how can we draw as much attention to this as possible"
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12 Sep 2024
Chief Wiggum, Springfield PD, here… they’re doing WHAT?
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I was telling my Australian mate a few basic things about the Kiingitanga movement, and it occurred to me that maybe some New Zealanders would like some 101 level info as well. So if that is you, here goes. 🧵 1/9.
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Oof.. the French arresting the founder of Telegram overnight on accusation of the platform refusing to hand over user data and thereby enabling criminal activity.. that’s going to be a serious fight now for privacy advocates vs govts wanting access to user data 🍿🤯
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I've been to Australia. That was their best dancer.
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Organizations that don’t have to be competent, aren’t.
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A great milestone! Congrats to @ChrisCudby and all the UTR team, so much amazing mahi and support for the grassroots music scene in Aotearoa 💪👏👏👏
We're celebrating UTR's 20th anniversary this year 🙌 🎉 Your free nationwide gig guide, independent music news site and locally owned & operated ticketing service is marking this milestone with stylie new UTR tees a jumbo prize pack giveaway!! undertheradar.co.nz/news/215…
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This clip never gets old 💪
Imagine going to the club in 1970 to hang with your friends and a band you’ve never heard of called Kraftwerk is playing and they ruin your night by inventing techno music
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80 years ago today, June 6, 1944, James M. Doohan of Vancouver, led D Company of Royal Winnipeg Rifles ashore at Juno beach. He would be shot 6 times, survive and go on to become Scotty on Star Trek.
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De School archive is such a great addition to the online music archives. Just been deep diving on 10hr set from Dixon... so good! hetarchief.deschoolamsterdam…

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