hazbin hotel fantheorist and hellaverse fandom hater #1 | i just mostly post about theories | and also about how much i hate this fandom | bluesky : monkeyraz
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a ship i once really loved and i fantheorized about became canon one day and i hated it even though it went exactly how i explained. i just didn't vibe with it at the end of the day and you know what?
I DIDN'T GIVE A. FLYING. SHIT.
because
SURPRISE
IT'S FICTION
WHO GIVES A FUCK
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life if radioapple / rosie = lilith is canon vs life if radioapple / rosie = lilith is not canon
*them* being brainless overly sensitive morons who just want their ship and headcanons to be canon and will cry and get mad if it doesn't so they'd rather stay media illiterate and dumb as fuck because they don't have the emotional intelligence to handle CARTOON disappointment
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*them* being brainless overly sensitive morons who just want their ship and headcanons to be canon and will cry and get mad if it doesn't so they'd rather stay media illiterate and dumb as fuck because they don't have the emotional intelligence to handle CARTOON disappointment
i love radioapple but don't associate me with *them*
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"oh no my theories and headcanons didn't happen my life is over i need it to be canon so bad so i'll start denying the obvious so i don't face that disappointment again" womp womp ahh bitches
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if anyone calls me a shipper I'll start hating radioapple again out of spite
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making radioapple theories because i dont like it then falling in love with it then ending up hating radioapple again by the time season 3 comes out to come full circle 200k words slowburn enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers style
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same thing with Rosie = Lilith theories actually except that absolutely no one talks about Rosie being Lilith so there's no way I'll start hating it again because of the fans
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me : *says something obvious*
fans : you're weird and making assumptions
vivziepop or the crew : *finally says it too*
fans : HOW DARE??? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN??? THEY FOOLED US!!!!!
rinse and repeat
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so..... did someone at Spindlehorse give sigils to Hottopic or did they fuse Stolitz's and Radioapple's themselves
En el logo oficial de Hazbin se nos muestra su sigilo ๐โ๏ธ๐
#HazbinHotel #Chaggie
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this guy ain't winning
he ain't winning no matter what fr BAHAHAHA
The way this song could be about both Lilith and Alastor cracks me fuck up holy shit Lucifer my love my child you're so fucking doomed
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the verbal violence of transfem jax truthers has been so satisfying to see this is just how i feel every single day in every fandom LMAOOOOO it's like people are starting to realize that most people are fucking stupid, media illiterate and blind
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RT @bluel1ghtning_: tadc spoiler// "the trasfem Jax theory is so forced tbh, I just see a guy with fragile masculinity he only goes by he/hโฆ
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The way this song could be about both Lilith and Alastor cracks me fuck up holy shit Lucifer my love my child you're so fucking doomed
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