- #InsideNo9 in the West End - #Staged Writer/Director/Co-Creator/“Simon” (BBC). - Something else coming soon. With peacocks...

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Absolutely thrilled to directing the #InsideNo9 play with @SP1nightonly and @ReeceShearsmith! Jumping head-first into the darkest comedy, the twistiest plots, the macabrest (sp?) nightmares. No one does this kind of stuff quite like them. Can’t wait.x
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I didn’t know about this (thanks to @DanGageEditor and @FStarogardzki for pointing me at it) but it’s absolutely wonderful. Also reminds me of one idea for #Staged Series 2 which would have had David arguing with David and Michael arguing with Michael.
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Late to the party, I know, but this last (and final) #InsideNo9 was a triumph. Funny, surprising, moving. And the delight of two brilliant actors playing themselves (which is obviously my Achilles heel)! Very excited (and now nervous too) to be helping out with what comes next. S
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One year ago today. Time flies when you’re having such fun. Best day (and year) of my life. Happy Anniversay @iamSARTORY. You’re just the best.x
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HAPPY (belated) BIRTHDAY to the stone-cold-gold-plated-#staged-legend that is my sister, @lucyeatonmess! In the #InsideNo9 flurry, I failed to send up some fireworks up for her. So here is a most excellent photo of her for general adulation. She’s just the best.xx
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Whoop whoop!!
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My wife is pretty f**king amazing.x
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Beatport Group promotes Matt Gralen and Helen Sartory musicweek.com/digital/read/b…
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Look at us! Just bouncing off each other like pinballs. What a lot of whirlwind adventures ahead of us both. Thanks Sprog!xx
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Shit. Im 40!
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This is my mum. Today she turned 70! She’s a f**king rockstar and I love her to bits.x
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This is rather lovely. Thanks to @elliot_gonzalez from the whole #Staged3 team.
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The grey in my beard has been added digitally.
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@SimonEvans25 and I collecting the @rts_mids writing award for #Staged
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@SimonEvans25 and I collecting the @rts_mids writing award for #Staged
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Our first in-the-room Writers win for #Staged3! Thrilled/nervous to get up on stage with @PhineasGlynn (who stood handsomely while I mumbled incoherent words of thanks). @lucyeatonmess was there too, whooping loudly. Thank you so much @rts_mids!
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Winning in our Writer category are @SimonEvans25 & @PhineasGlynn for #Staged. Congrats! Presented by Brummie chef @poppy_cooks. #rtsmidsawards
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That’s very kind @AlexLRWood! Thank you. Filming it was a chaotic delight. S
bit late to it but staged season 3 episode 2 is just 20 minutes of sublime tv
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Simon Evans retweeted
bit late to it but staged season 3 episode 2 is just 20 minutes of sublime tv
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That’s very kind, Julian. Filming that penultimate episode was a real highlight for me. Laughed a lot. Thanks for watching! Sx
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@SimonEvans25 just watched the penultimate ep of staged season 3. Cried, laughed as I have done through the whole 3 seasons. Brilliant, funny, moving and inspired. Writing and directing at its best (given the talent available.)
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@SimonEvans25 just watched the penultimate ep of staged season 3. Cried, laughed as I have done through the whole 3 seasons. Brilliant, funny, moving and inspired. Writing and directing at its best (given the talent available.)
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