Formerly a robot 🤖 wife of @simonevans25

Joined July 2012
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Wordle 217 3/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 can someone explain if this makes me cool and down with the kids or a lame millennial?
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18 Oct 2021
If I gave this neon colors and drew Frodo holding a bong, could I get rich selling it as an NFT?
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Here are 10 VR meeting room ideas from professional VR designer (me) that Facebook can use for free, a thread! 1. A meeting room where your avatar ages 1 year every minute.
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A short time ago, we got to actually meet some new friends for the very first time. A wonderful, surreal, joyous occasion, and a “Zoom Family” portrait. #Staged
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15 Jul 2021
The @CommonsDCMS report is DAMNING. It brilliantly takes each issue in turn and arrives at a conclusion on the balance of evidence. In every single instance it reflects an industry that is pocketing a fortune while failing UK performers and songwriters. #BrokenRecord
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I recently moved back from LA and in with @SimonEvans25 and it has been an eye opening experience so far. I’m not sure if I should be more suspicious of this entire bookcase dedicated to the study of magic or the can of sardines dating from 2010 🤔
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Watch this and I will spare you my monologue on music economics at our next dinner party 😬
Streaming seems like the best thing to happen to the music industry since the government created LSD, but musicians aren’t being fairly compensated. Plus, @aloeblacc weighs in with an updated ‘I Need a Dollar’.
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Cool cool so who else watched Inside by @boburnham last night?

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Spatial audio AND hi-fi? Is it time to make the switch to @AppleMusic? Those in the know, how does the recommendation engine compare to Spotify?

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Side note: bundling more features into the same low low price does not help the race-to-the-bottom shitshow in streaming (which mostly just ends up hurting artists) but Apple do pay more per stream, so swings and roundabouts.
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BUT using music as a loss-leader for selling shiny oblongs also doesn’t really help culture or reflect the value it provides. Maybe I should go back to buying minidiscs. @cheriehu42 help!
Wondering if the winning documentary at the octopus oscars was called “my human stalker”
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20 Apr 2021
Check the replay of our captivating chat with @iamSARTORY & @OGArabianPrince about Artist Entrepreneurs, Innovation in Music, being in control vs independent, broadening horizons & pioneering creators sco.lt/7rFIdU #SesamersOnTour @sesamers #CreatorEconomy #music
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Can’t promise I’ll say anything clever at 8 in the morning but I’ll try my best!
Replying to @sebatoupy
Tune in at 2 pm CET to hear from new voices and emerging leaders such as @katborlongan @LubomilaJ @jennkandothat @evplot @ccalmeja @tariqkrim @Loydeborah @maxinerior @montymunford @eloichu @Inesleonarduzzi @GuillaumeMbh @obrien @maguitedetav @navY @iamSARTORY and many others!🔥
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Someone just pointed out that I always put my drinks down next to my nice coasters instead of on top and I think it’s because subconsciously I don’t want to ruin my nice coasters which I realize isn’t how coasters work. Please tell me I’m not the only one who does this?
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People have written lots of lovely things about my beloved @SimonEvans25 but this is the quote I’ll be cutting out and hanging in our loo. Thank you @marymacTV @latimes and @StephenKing (if only you knew how much of his bookshelf space you commandeer!)
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Founders: read this and take heed!
This is a story about how I lost $10,000,000 by doing something stupid. Ten. Million. Dollars. Literally up in smoke. Money bonfire. That’s enough to retire with $250,000 in annual income. Here’s what happened…
Normalize men making fabulous vases
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21 Mar 2021
When I finish my Gü cheesecake
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