Joined March 2008
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28 Nov 2024
Moved to Bluesky.
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Oh for goodness sake @ao. Had to take the baby’s pushchair into the road.
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20 Jan 2024
Flip me, £2.20 for the tram from New Street Station to Brindley Place. What a rip off! @WMmetro
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23 Jul 2023
Anyone tell me why my twitter feed now looks like a cross between Live Leak and rotten? Full of death videos, robberies gone wrong, and nasty accidents. 🤷🏼‍♂️
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7 Jul 2023
Witnessed a cyclist get hit by a car today. Blue car the the left knocked him off his bike, off camera at the time. Who’s to blame? Could have been me if half a second later.
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30 Jun 2023
Had my hopes up. @WHS_Carpet
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26 Jun 2023
Conversation at the dealership: “Hello. I see you are interested in this Vauxhall, what colour would you like?”, “Beige please”. Amazes me that this conversation really happened. 😅
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28 May 2022
Last week I filled my car and it was 161.9p/l, this week it is 176.9p/l. Jeeze.
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16 Jan 2023
£1.41 for unleaded today. How times change.
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14 Jun 2023
£1.29 for unleaded.
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14 Jun 2023
Sparkhill drivers, nothing to see here. Impatient drivers, driving on the wrong side of the road, and going through red lights. @WMPolice @badlyparkedbrum @for_birmingham
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6 May 2023
Love that we have been able to hear talkback from the production team during King Prince Charles’ coronation. @BBCOne 😂
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25 Apr 2023
I didn’t know Birmigham International Railway Station was renamed Trinity Park. 🤷🏼‍♂️
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6 Apr 2023
Google 2-Step verification is down. Oh my!
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Simon retweeted
Imagine you’re at the supermarket… Instead of scanning items at the checkout The supermarket has imposed a new rule meaning every item code is keyed in And every item stamped. …then imagine the supermarket telling you the long queues have nothing to do with the new rule.
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20 Feb 2023
Amazon package spam.
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Simon retweeted
20 Jan 2023
1/21 The thread I did on Corporation Street's history seems to have gone down well - so I've decided to do another: this time on the eastern side of the city centre, focussing on the High Street. Here it is from the junction with New Street. Every single building no longer exists
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14 Jan 2023
Let’s go and watch Avatar… £21 a ticket. No thanks.
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