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May 25
me when the Art Garfunkel of lustful giggling touches me
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Perfect casting!
Who would you cast as Calzone Monster?
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Buddy you’re so small why are you even in USA for Africa
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if Scotland win, Mondays will be removed from the calendar. The Wallace Monument will crack open to reveal the man himself sleeping inside. Midges will vanish. Ben Nevis will grow taller and - awoken by the shaking earth - Nessie will surface and walk to Johnny Foxes in Inverness
Why did @theSNP Govt agree to Bank Holiday today in Scotland for qualifying for World Cup. What happens if they win? A week off work?
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Honestly I try not to listen to Graceland because once I get a listen in I have to hear it five more times
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art garfunkel probably
Who is your favourite female singer of all time? 🙌🎶
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whole plane watching the knicks game except for one dude watching simon and garfunkel concert in central park
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paul simon the type of guy to wake up super early and make a bunch of noise that wakes you up too
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