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simon starkey @simonstarkey1

husband, dog lover and born again golfer, recently tried to divorce from football after 35 years but failed. Part time construction guru, no job to small.

Joined August 2012
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Iona Stephen
@Iona_Stephen
1 Aug 2025
It was lovely to chat with @GezzyPrice about retired greyhounds and how they are the perfect pet for any home 🐕 Greyhounds are amazing companions and can be really beneficial to your mental and physical health ❤️ Find your nearest rehoming centre: greyhoundrehoming.com
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John Baker
@Citizen_baker
9 May 2025
On this day in 1985, 56 football fans never returned from Valley Parade. Sadly this doesn't get noticed. #RIP56
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When you look at the many years we’ve been in the champs and the first 11 s , I can’t think of many in this squad that would make selection in any of them teams . That’s why staying up is going to be so difficult #dcfc #dcfcfans .
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Name me one returning player that has ever gone on to be a success as a manager at #dcfc . Please let’s quit that idea . #dcfcfans
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Went to first game since Plymouth. Fans have turned . Atmosphere has become toxic . Not going to stay up unless we get real of where we are at and support the team #dcfc #dcfcfans
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3 yrs ago we went bust . We nearly got taken over by a conman . We got saved and within 2 years are back in the champ thanks to a fan bailing us out to the tune of 60m.We have one of the lowest salaries in the league. We have spent nothing . Ffs #dcfc #dcfcfans let’s get real.
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Mick Massey 🐑@topklobber
10 Nov 2024
I think some Derby fans need to see this and realise that mid table so far in our first season back is an achievement…and actually staying up would be too.. This is the Championship wage bill… 🐏
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The Manc@TheMancUK
10 Oct 2024
Still up there with one of the greatest things the UK has ever given the internet.

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Paul 🤦‍♂️@paulsquire1970
31 Aug 2024
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Fran 🇬🇧🇪🇺🇩🇪🇺🇦@FranS199
31 Aug 2024
Wise words
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Mark Hammond@MarkHam80780803
26 Aug 2024
I heard Britain’s greatest musical duo were to reunite and got incredibly excited…then I found out it was Oasis.
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christhebarker@christhebarker
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TheYoungOnes@youngonesfan
10 Mar 2023
#TheYoungOnes nailed it back then #BBCBias
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Nick Harvey@mrnickharvey
6 Feb 2023
Hey, @MattHancock. I’ve written a little song to go with your latest preschool educational video. I hope you like it.
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Led By Donkeys@ByDonkeys
1 Feb 2023
We've found Michelle Mone's yacht
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ALASTAIR CAMPBELL
@campbellclaret
23 Oct 2022
Do you think Johnson statement tells the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth? If so press LIKE. If on the other hand you think it is the deluded self-serving bullshit of a disgraced lying lawbreaker press RETWEET
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The saddest thing about this #LIVGolf #pgatour split is golfers I once really liked (nearly all liv golfers) making comments that make them sound like absolute bellends.
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I just wish this guy had done a Dalian Atkinson #umbrellaguy #dcfc
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Josh Pugh@JoshPughComic
27 Sep 2022
Not sure how Gary Neville is going to cope with being a politician, an energy crisis, corrupt backbenchers, climate change, impending nuclear war. Once heard him say that not beating the first man from a corner was “unforgivable”.
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#dcfc #liamrosenior #classact no other words.
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