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ANDY WILLIAMS
"Wow! He's still got it!" – Look Magazine
(Look Magazine went bust in 1971 and this episode aired in 1996... meaning it was out of business for 25 years by this point...)
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I'm hoping you enjoy this movie.
It made every Indian critic's Top 400 list!
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Sorry, but Elon Musk is NOT the world's first trillionaire. It was, in fact, C Montgomery Burns.
A patriot and hero who stood up against America's reckless spendthrift politicians.
Oh, you can silence me. But you can't silence Collier's Magazine!
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Now they'll never save your brain, Hitler!
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Tell me, when was your first gay experience?
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This is a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters.
Soon, they'll have written the greatest novel known to man!
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Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ retweeted
Jun 11
Dear Simpsons DG - As I write this, I am very sad. Our Twitter has been sold...AND REPLACED BY THE BENEVOLENT GENERAL MUSK. ALL HAIL MUSK AND HIS GLORIOUS NEW REGIME!! Sincerely, LITTLE GIRL
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Let's all go to the lobby! Let's all go to the lobby!
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I'd just like to add, I've been on here for years. I don't really follow anyone right wing.
Yet, my news feed is FULL of right-wing crap!
It's not even about an echo chamber, Musk is deliberately forcing his brand of politics on everyone - whether they like it or not...
Jun 11
Twitter was a leftist echo chamber before Elon bought it, and it's still one of the only platforms that allows right leaning people to speak freely. Go be a meme page on Reddit if you can't handle feeling offended.
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"You look a little nervous, Dad."
"No, YOU look a little nervous, Lisa."
"You're up to something, aren't you, Dad?"
"No! I'm just going out now to commit certain deeds... suckers..."
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An recent photo of Elon Musk...
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Queue a bunch of right-wing Americans...
"Waaah! Just post Simpsons stuff!"
"Why is everything political?"
"So you're against patriots?"
"I love guns and air conditioning!"
If you don't like it, piss off!
This site was much nicer before Musk took over - and it wasn't even THAT great then!
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Barbershopis in danger of growing stale.
I'm taking it to strange new places!
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Show's over, folks!
Jun 11
Police in Northern Ireland have fired water cannon at far-right protesters in Belfast as small fires were set and bricks, rocks and bottles were hurled during a second consecutive night of unrest over a stabbing on a city street.
— in pictures aje.news/5h5imu
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Oh, wait. I heard how this ends!
Turns out the secret code was the same nursery rhyme he told his daughter.
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Who controls the British pound? Who keeps the metric system down?
We doo! We doo!
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"L.T., thank God you're here! The government's putting subliminal messages in your videos!"
"Subliminal messages!? Do you have any idea how insane that sounds?"
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Except for, like, a week where it was unbearably scorching hot, the weather in Blighty has been like the hurricane episode since at least October 2025...
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