Surf photographer guy. Drone dude. Environmental scientist. GIS analyst. Age of sigmar/dungeons & dragons/runequest enthusiast.
Joined March 2009
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This guy is pure chad energy
Became arch mage in settlers gain
Elfβs wanted him dead so they sent him to the realm edge thinking he would die
He came back with a dope mount and enlightened and demanded to speak to teclis
Teclis was impressed with the strange human π
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Jun 7
The Emperor hits that gas station fent and fucking dies
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ALT Panel 1: A man hands a certificate to a blonde woman. He says, "I bought you a star, babe. Haha!" Panel 2: The woman reads the certificate. She says, "Hahaha, you named it 'JESSICA'S THICC BOOTY?'" Panel 3: On an alien planet, a crowned green alien leader addresses a crowd from a throne. The leader announces, "Citizens of GΓRP-X46, our Planet will henceforth be called JESSICA'S THICC BOOTY." Panel 4: Wide shot of the alien castle and a massive crowd of green aliens gasping in shock.
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22 yrs ago today, after a long zoning dispute with local officials that ruined his business, welder Marvin Heemeyer had enough & created the Killdozer.
He destroyed the mayorβs house, the judgeβs house, town hall, the police station, & the bank - while avoiding hurting civilians or their property.
Happy Killdozer Day to those who celebrate π
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the armor is mostly decorative π§Έ
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Damn
We lost John Blanche
The best to ever do it
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Jun 2
βSomething Fishyβ by Hypersonge
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40K looking to be very good
Because of the 6th phase I may pick it up again
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