Gravy enthusiast.
Joined September 2009
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simon ward retweeted
13 Oct 2020
Imports must be to our standards? Absolutely, said @michaelgove *TWICE*. He guaranteed it. Yesterday he voted against. Watch. šš
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simon ward retweeted
28 Sep 2020
What you having for your tea? Sound on.
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simon ward retweeted
15 Jun 2020
Well, it's not really a "hot take". It's more an observation. We are still allowed them aren't we? I mean, I know it's a bit of a mad time and everything, but even so...
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simon ward retweeted
13 May 2020
@CycleRepublicUK please reply, cannot raise anyone on phone or email?
12 May 2020
@CycleRepublicUK received my sons 13th birthday present today. It is the wrong bike, not even similar. The paper work correct but wrong bike. Emailed this morning, no reply?
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5 Dec 2019
Thank you @thecure for spending 3 hours with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #spotifywrapped
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RT Follow for the chance to #EnhanceYourXmas by winning an Xbox One X and 3 enhanced games; Destiny 2, F1 2017 Dead Rising 4 ššš® #XboxOneXEnhanced
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1 Oct 2015
@CoffeeRevell @apage46 @JoshBreen_ @tchambers80 @garycartwright9 @GavinHarlow you round Mr pages house?
simon ward retweeted
29 Mar 2015
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simon ward retweeted
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31 Jan 2015
@CoffeeRevell @garycartwright9 @DannyHead_x @apage46 missed your call this morning what with the phones being so busy! #sarcasm
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simon ward retweeted
18 Nov 2014
Experience the feeling of getting kids ready for school by shouting words like TEETH and SHOES into an abyss whilst crying into a cup of tea
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27 Sep 2014
@CoffeeRevell @apage46 @DannyHead_x @garycartwright9 @tchambers80 for the industrial tribunal hearing when you vomit on a customer. š»
27 Sep 2014
Oh dear Patrick, early night tonight? @apage46 @DannyHead_x @garycartwright9 @tchambers80 @CoffeeRevell
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