It’s true

Disclosure Day was meh.

Holy shit This goes hard.

Anyone who buys Platner's bullshit at this point is just an idiot or a liar Of the Platner voters, the ones I respect most are those who say "yes, he's a lying piece of shit but he'll vote the way I want" But they know they have given up on the "we are the party of decency" strategy. They can't outage their way out of anything any more.

Nobody in the tortilla industry has the balls to make a corn tortilla the size of a flour tortilla

1982 Angels

Do you have what it takes to work for Legacy News?

Weird that there’s no follow up. Almost like the mainstream media wants to move on from this story.

Hot take: Universities charge $300,000 for a degree that teaches you skills any LLM can do for free. At some point we need to have an honest conversation about whether higher education is the greatest individuals misallocation of capital in recent history.

John Roberts gets it right. Viewing myself as the show’s biggest star-in 1985 I boldly accused my boss ABCNews chief Roone Arledge of killing a colleague’s 20/20 piece on the Kennedys because of his personal connection to them. He fired me the next day. The show survived my exit.

I hung out in Section 535 at Angel Stadium last night, where the nightly protests urging owner Arte Moreno to sell had a flash mob feel about them. And, if he's not selling for now, what should his team be doing? latimes.com/sports/angels/st…

A frustrating thing about movie dialogue that’s always bothered me I’ve never seen in a movie where a character is giving an impassioned speech or monologue, & they blow the line, or mispronounce a word, or stutter, or temporarily forget the point they’re making & have an extended pause, the phone never rings and interrupt them etc… in real life that is how it happens 99% of the time

Stop it with this AI nonsense Sinatra hated Elvis and thought he was a complete putz

Where exactly would I sit in this horribly designed AI content? At least put an empty seat next to them. Sloppy.

A reality show where the people at companies who design the application process for a job has to use that process live and we all get to see them struggle with it. Afterwards questions get to be asked.

I feel bad for everyone in LA who still held some hope for their city. It's difficult to love a city that insists on it's own suicide.

For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.

Over the last 20 years elections that do not declare a winner on election night go to: 80% Democrats 20% Republicans Of course…

I spent 4 hours yesterday updating my resume to apply for a mid-level PM role. The listing said they wanted someone with 10 years of experience in a software that was invented 4 years ago. I clicked apply and was immediately redirected to a third-party portal that asked me to upload my resume, which I did. Then it asked me to manually type in every single detail of the resume I had just uploaded. Why did I upload it if I have to type it again? Is the uploaded PDF just a ceremonial offering to the HR gods? I spent 40 minutes breaking down my career history into tiny mandatory text boxes. The portal required me to list a start and end date for every job, but the calendar widget wouldn't let me type the year. I had to click the back arrow month by month to get to 2002. My wrist started cramping somewhere around 2018. Then it asked for my high school GPA. I'm 44 years old. I don't even remember the name of my high school mascot, let alone my proficiency in AP European History. After the history lesson, came the behavioral assessment. It presented me with 75 statements and asked me to rate them from "strongly disagree" to "strongly agree." One statement was "I prefer to work alone but also thrive in team environments." That is a paradox. I'm being asked to evaluate a philosophical contradiction by a recruiting algorithm. I just clicked "neutral" for everything out of spite. The final step was a mandatory video cover letter. I had to record a one-minute pitch explaining why my core values align with a B2B SaaS company that sells inventory management software. My core value is being able to afford groceries and paying my internet bill on time. I put on a dress shirt over my sweatpants, stared into my webcam, and lied for 60 seconds. I said I've always been profoundly passionate about supply chain optimization. Nobody is passionate about supply chain optimization. I clicked submit and immediately received an automated rejection email. The timestamp said it was sent zero seconds after I applied. I was evaluated and deemed unworthy by a line of code at the speed of light. Next time I'm just going to wrap my resume around a brick and throw it through their office window.

Just got back from Puerto Rico where we met a Venezuelan woman who owns a business there who told us Trump is a “pussy because he didn’t finish the job” in Venezuela I asked what she meant “He needs to k!ll them all. Everyone in power is very bad. He needs to go back and finish the job” Wow. Did not expect that.