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Joined November 2020
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15 Jul 2024
I hate that Nigeria constantly makes me worry about money… I didn’t use to worry about money this much. Ordinary ice cream I’d first analyze if there’s better things to use money for than ice cream
I hate it!!!!!
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RT @buttacup_x: Once you put the Snapchat filter down, there is no going back
I’d rather all my skin pores and blemishes on display than h…
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Nigerian organizations with 100k and 150k salaries
I don tire mehn!
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Even the one that hit after one million days will still put you for talk. Just do your thing mhen.
letting a man hit on the first day is the biggest mistake you can ever make.
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I only like niggas who lose they mind over me
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Ngl the squelching noise when you are fingering someone soaking turns me on so much
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LMAOOOO 🤣
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Not this fine boy inside keke telling me I smell so nice, making me blush, just to follow it up with: "What's the name? I want to buy it for my girlfriend. I know she’s definitely going to love it”
The way my smile vanished into thin air 😭
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Sigh. Nursing has turned me to braid bandit! Can’t remember the last time I wore a wig
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Glad I didn’t share my fears w this one person cause everything I was terrified of he did! 😁
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“The person you’re missing knows exactly how to contact you.”
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She even helped you to enter. Okay na
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I wanted to test if my girlfriend of two years, to see if she was a "wife material" before proposing.
So I invited her to my house, but before she arrived, I intentionally left dirty plates in the sink, dirty clothes on the floor, and hid the food items. I then pretended to be asleep when she knocked.
My girl walked in, saw the house looking like a refuse dump, and didn't say a word. She didn't clean anything. She just took my laptop, plugged her phone, use it to charge her phone then ordered a large pizza, ate the whole thing, left the empty box on the floor while I was "sleeping," and left!
I've blocked her on all social media platforms before she reached the estate gate.
She failed the test!
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I’d never ask you to emp! If you don’t instinctively do it? I sorry for you! One and done!!!!! Bye bye! Rubbish
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Na really unloved cow, cause if you’re not a cow!!!
Your fiancé is taking you to the East to see his parents. He booked a flight for himself and asked you to come by road, and you, unloved cow, still went🤦🏽
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You can lie to yourself all you want but there’s nothing sweet about casual sex! Just unnecessary stuff mhen.
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After fucking, yall will go back pretending yall don’t exist until someone is horny again. What is the fun in this kind of uncertainty, plus why you having sex with someone so terrible that can’t treat you like an actual person?
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Intense physical touch. 🫠
Jun 14
Craving physical touch.
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You don’t need proof beyond reasonable doubt to clock someone that doesn’t love or rate you, just observe the little things.
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