I make internets @disneystreaming
Joined March 2007
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11 Sep 2025
Dear eBay sellers, “vintage” items don’t have QR codes on them
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22 May 2025
I hate that I can’t use em dashes any more — I really like them.
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11 Feb 2025
I could write nothing but facts about me or a project or an inquiry and get a standard chatgpt response. The moment I’m like “wtf are you talking about” I get `Memory updated`
The corp version of “it’s going on your permanent record”
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26 Nov 2024
Watching videos about underconsumption and shopping at the same time
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27 Jun 2024
*Sets up tripod*
*Folds it up*
*Goes back to coding*
nytimes.com/2024/06/17/style…
The A.I. Influencer Ads Are Coming (Published 2024)
Look closely. Is that a real person?
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9 May 2024
Trying really hard not to get into watches. Feels like adult baseball cards
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26 Mar 2024
Need eclipse glasses every time an HDR video comes up on TikTok
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26 Feb 2024
Me, whispering: hey Siri, play ocean sounds
Siri, at jet engine volume: HERE’S OCEAN SOUNDS
Siri proceeds to play ocean sounds so quietly even bats can’t hear them
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30 Jan 2024
The best way to find something you've lost is to order a replacement. When the replacement is out for delivery your lost item will re-appear with a heavenly light shining down upon on it
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16 Jan 2024
The shower after shoveling. 5 stars, great experience, highly recommend
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12 Jan 2024
Watching Mario play in person was wild. He was so fast, but didn't look it. Unlike feeling McDavid's speed today, Mario seemed to skate at normal speed, and everyone else on the ice became sluggish. He brought some sort of extra gravity to the ice that only he could move through.
12 Jan 2024
I was home from College Freshman year break. Mario's rookie year. Wayne Babych, Troy Loney, Doug Sheldon and Mark Taylor score. Robert Romano makes 34 saves in shutout win for @penguins. Probably first time I saw Mario play in person.
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5 Jun 2023
Another step closer to Demolition Man. Looking forward to the seashells release
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