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22 Oct 2022
Mr. Sunday is at ALT PRESS FEST! Stop by the Salt Lake City Library and check out some zines! Noonβ5:00, paneling at 3:00.
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1 Oct 2022
beautiful girl acct: evil girls deserve a little bread
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me: just figured out how to float
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annoying guy who wont stop replying to me: tell us this devilish little secret then..
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21 Oct 2022
My wife: Babe can you open this jar for me?
Me: You turn the lid. Are you stupid? Are you dumb?
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hi βπ³ retweeted
21 Oct 2022
me: iβve never been this depressed before i donβt know what to do
gf: we broke up 7 years ago *slowly fades to nothingness*
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21 Oct 2022
me: youβre not going to fade away again are you?
therapist: of course not. iβm real. everything you see in this room is real
me: *slowly fades away*
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20 Oct 2022
Call me crazy, but I believe the "got milk" meme from years ago was actually a cleverly disguised marketing ploy to influence you to buy milk
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20 Oct 2022
If I was a the powers-that-be of a European country, I would simply religate the Jews to occupations the host culture finds distasteful aaaaaaand woops they're thriving. Ok get out! Get the fuck OUT!!
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19 Oct 2022
I don't think I'll ever fully get over the passing of Alex Trebek
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hi βπ³ retweeted
19 Oct 2022
[quote tweeting a baby] Lol this guy is dumb as hell [remembering I want to go viral] but his outlook is a keen insight into how a toddlerβs mind worksβ¦
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19 Oct 2022
Olright luv, have an ol cheeky itch at me dry spot. Ol scratch at me patch. Don't be shy
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