Tortured cowboys fan, chocolate milk and hawk tuah enthusiast. Real geekers only
Joined April 2024
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Jun 14
The nba finals just ended and my feed is all World Cup ball I couldn’t be happier
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Jun 11
Commercials during a soccer game is sacrilegious fifa and fox should be ashamed
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Jun 11
How did Alexi Lalas manage to snake his way onto my tv screen for the World Cup
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Jun 10
Try to put the dumbbells over your head without farting challenge: Impossible
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Ruined an all time clip by slipping on his ass sweat
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Birdie on 18 (drove the green) to break 90 for the first time I feel like God
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Update: it was me. It was my own balls I was smelling. fuck
“Hey why don’t I go the gym and air out my disgusting ball sweat everywhere and make it so bad that everyone around me can taste it.” -the guy next to me at the gym probably
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“Hey why don’t I go the gym and air out my disgusting ball sweat everywhere and make it so bad that everyone around me can taste it.” -the guy next to me at the gym probably
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May 29
In the uber home picking out a YouTube video to watch when I get in bed #advancedanalytics #scouting
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May 28
Not sure that was the solution
May 28
There’s now a 71% chance the NBA’s No. 1 pick falls to a 6th place-12th place team. Only a 29% chance it falls to a bottom 5 team, per @ShamsCharania.
Wow, wow, wow.
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May 28
Everyone at FIFA who had something to do with how they released tickets and what they priced them at needs to be behind bars for the rest of their lives
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