militant adjacent post jock alpha nerd. dogs best friend. I make music and I don’t release it.
Joined November 2023
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Nothing makes me feel more out of place in the world than when everyone morphs into a hive mind about some sports event but they don’t have that any of that energy for the ever churning war for their soul. Sports fandom is inherently gay
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May 30
Google announces it plans to disturb previously undisturbed colony of 5.5 million grave bees to combat disease, per axios.
Massive underground bee colony with around 5.5 million bees has been found beneath a cemetery in Ithaca, New York
Researchers believe the colony has been there undisturbed for more than 100 years
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May 29
We are not a sovereign country nor do we even have any semblance of a democracy, the U.S. government is 100% occupied by Israel:
May 29
🇺🇸💥🇮🇱 Congress Just Voted to Fuse the U.S. Military With Israel’s — and Buried It on Page 847 So You Wouldn’t Notice ☠️
Section 224 of the $1.15 Trillion NDAA Doesn’t Fund Israel. It Makes Israel Part of the Pentagon. Forever. No Exit. No Debate. No Vote. 👇
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Killing Moon - Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike
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May 21
Me to my neighbors on the front lawn of my apartment building when the landlord raises the rent by $50
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May 19
If Massie loses tonight, this is my political opinion for the rest of my life. x.com/enoughwithpervs/status…
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May 19
Genetically modifying ticks to transmit alpha goy syndrome so we can take our country back
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15 Aug 2013
Just so you know, it may look like "Rainbow Flag" T-shirts that I'm wearing today, but I am not a gay.
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May 6
Seeing this in real time was the most surreal experience of my life. It was the final nail in the coffin of realization that all of these people consider you brain dead cattle.
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May 6
At this point an alien could phase shift from another dimension materialize right in front of my face and tell me my entire seed phrase oz pearlman style and I’d be like nice try fed Christ is k i n g
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Apr 26
Honestly, yall got it psyop division. I’m fully acceptant that I’m schizophrenic and apathetic to it
Apr 26
Cole Allen interned at NASA in 2014.
In 2014, NASA published a paper and "Henry Martinez" was an author, he is a chief engineer at Lockheed Martin.
An X user named "Henry Martinez," made in 2023, made only a single post on Dec 21, 2023.
The post only said "Cole Allen."
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Apr 24
This that shit Netanyahu plays to get himself hyped up before ordering a strike on a hospital
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Apr 5
The film has a run time of 2 hr 48 min, with the first 116 minutes dedicated to a fight against the tree sentinel.
The live-action ‘ELDEN RING’ movie has begun pre-production, with sets starting to be built.
Directed by Alex Garland & produced by A24.
(Source: THROXTV/TikTok)
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Apr 4
Imagine trying to explain to your grandparents that this is the most accurate political commentary in 2026
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Apr 2
We may never know who introduced Takuya Nakamura to UK Jungle music, after moving from Tokyo to Boston to study Jazz theory - but I, for one, am very grateful.
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Mar 30
The department of war is like one week away from ripping this promo for WW3 hype posts
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