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They would have to publicly execute me for the crimes I would commit if a drop of beer touched my mother
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spilt nacho cheese all over myself in front of the baddies
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This the type of shit CNN need to be reporting
This is chaos, but Minnie Mouse had all the hands that lady could handle…
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imagine if I started reading the Quran this loudly, they’d push me out
Imagine you get on a plane and you have to listen to this
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life ain’t felt real since January 2021
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after seeing these gas prices I don’t even blame em
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Elden ring got me like this after every boss fight
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Vinland saga is truly a masterpiece
white people went crazy with the word malarkey
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sometimes shit really be a bunch of malarkey
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Attack on Titan is beautiful
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Porn is free because your soul is the price
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me in her DMs
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so real
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ngl they gotta give covid lamer names cuz sayin you got omicron sounds like you the next avenger
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9 Dec 2021
how old were yall when yall lost yall virgintity
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just went through her likes
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This where i’m at mentally
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