Doing stuff for urself when ur rly dissociated is so cool cuz it feels like someone else did it, I just made myself pizza and cut it up nicely and then forgot and when I realized it was such a joyous moment like omg who made me pizza and cut it up also yay yay
Me: Do you guys have the rape fries?
Waitress: ohh sorry we only have cnc fries
*puts my head down on the table so no one can see me cry*
Me: cnc fries are fine