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Very good price that
🚨 EXCL: Tottenham Hotspur reach agreement with Brighton & Hove Albion to sign Jan Paul van Hecke. Deal for 26yo #Netherlands int’l worth £52m fixed, no add-ons. Luka Vuskovic situation separate; 2nd #BHAFC offer worth £35m rejected by #THFC @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7341710…
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🚨 EXCL: Brighton & Hove Albion make £30m offer to sign Luka Vuskovic from Tottenham Hotspur. 19yo #THFC talent among Europe’s most coveted players but Croatia defender favours #BHAFC as best step for development mutual trust with Hurzeler @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7347335…
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Jun 11
I'd be down
Jun 11
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Yves Bissouma could be heading BACK to Brighton this summer… as a FREE AGENT! 🔵⚪️
Just like Pascal Groß, who left and then returned to the Seagulls, a reunion is being considered internally at Brighton. No contact has been made yet, but the idea is on the table. 👀
Bissouma is also on Frank Lampard’s shortlist at Coventry City as they prepare for life back in the Premier League. 🏆📈
Big summer ahead for the former Brighton midfield star… 🔥
#BHAFC #Brighton #Seagulls #YvesBissouma #CoventryCity #PUSB #PremierLeague #Transfers #TransferNews #Bissouma
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Zadok Yohanna is officially Albion. 💙🤍
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Jun 4
This is actually insane wtf
Jun 4
🚨 Enrique Riquelme: "I've spoken to Erling Haaland DIRECTLY, and I've spoken with his inner circle.
He WILL join Real Madrid if I'm elected on Sunday.
His agent? I don't know her personally, but people in my circle do.
Denial? It's normal, it's an election, there are two candidates, no one is guaranteed to win, and they have to protect the player. It seems normal to me.
Remember the Figo case? Figo himself said in all the media outlets that he wasn't coming.
I understand this, I don't take it personally, it's part of the world of sports, the world of football, and it's totally fine."
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So glad Speed got into football man
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Jun 1
WORLD CUP VIDEO OUT NOW!!!!⚽️
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May 29
I know I’m not the only one to have some mild headloss at various points the past few seasons when we capitulate a result at a clutch moment (I won’t use ‘bottle it’ as I think some find the phrase objectionable).
But whenever I see data charts like this I’m reminded it’s fairly evident why.
Not only do we continue to give the most minutes to youth players, the crucial measurement here is that we have the fewest ‘peak’ players with minutes.
Peak players on the pitch = players who know how to see out games, clutch moments.
It’s arguably the Achilles heel of our model?
May 28
A look at which Premier League teams gave the most minutes to younger players this season (aged 16-23) 🔎
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May 28
Can’t wait for Brighton to SHATTER the status quo again #BHAFC
May 27
Premier League clubs need banning from the Europa Conference League, it’s just totally unfair
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May 27
🚨 Arsenal demanding up to £20m for Gabriel Jesus this summer. Enquiries from multiple clubs for 29yo striker & quoted £18-20m. Brazilian can go as free agent when contract expires in June 2027 but #AFC not considering cheap sale before then @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7312939…
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May 25
A seriously STACKED shortlist 😍
It’s time to vote for your Guinness Goal of the Season 🙌
preml.ge/gots26x
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May 25
This reaction from DUNK means everything… happy Monday Albion fans!! 🫡
It’s Monday morning and Brighton are on the European tour again ✈️
#BHAFC
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Brighton = Conference League
Sunderland = Europa League
Bournemouth = Europa League
What a season for all three sides! 👏
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May 24
Hands down the funniest atmosphere I’ve ever seen.
From pure dejection from a terrible 3-0 defeat to celebrations. One of the weirdest things ever but cannot underestimate the size of the success.
We were down and out in February, bittersweet.
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Manchester United memories! 📸💫
ALT Three-pic graphic featuring Pascal, Joao and Georgi and Alexis celebrating their goals against United in 2022, 2024 and 2023. Good times!
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