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Claude Fable 5 is here. New model generation, new way of working. Here's how to get started in Claude Code and on the Claude Platform: 🧵

Someone hid a self-replicating worm inside 37 npm packages. Written in Rust. Hidden behind an eBPF kernel rootkit. Talking to its operator over Tor. It steals 86 environment variables. AWS keys. GCP keys. Vault secrets. Kubernetes tokens. Your Anthropic API key. Your OpenAI key. Your Exodus wallet seed phrase. Then it uses your own npm credentials to republish itself into your packages. So your code infects the next developer. Who infects the next one. The commits were backdated up to 13 years. The commit author name was “claude.” The malware named itself after the AI to hide in plain sight. The attacker also left their own wallet recovery phrase in the debug data. Nobody is having a good day. Check your preinstall hooks.

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POV: You spent the last 6 years learning Blender... and this is the result

If you want to get Microsoft AI certified, start here: • Level 1: Azure AI Fundamentals (AI-900) • Level 2: Azure AI Engineer Associate (AI-102) • Level 3: Azure Solutions Architect Expert (AZ-305) (not AI‑specific, but useful for architecting AI solutions)

This was peak interface design

human optimism has risen again

Introducing TurboQuant: Our new compression algorithm that reduces LLM key-value cache memory by at least 6x and delivers up to 8x speedup, all with zero accuracy loss, redefining AI efficiency. Read the blog to learn how it achieves these results: goo.gle/4bsq2qI

A sequel movie to the ‘LORD OF THE RINGS’ trilogy is officially in the works. Plot synopsis — 14 years after the passing of Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin set out to retrace the first steps of their adventure. Meanwhile, Sam’s daughter, Elanor, has discovered a long-buried secret and is determined to uncover why the War of the Ring was very nearly lost before it even began. Stephen Colbert is co-writing the script.

OpenClaw 2026.3.12 🦞 🎛️ dashboard v2 — slick new control UI ⚡ /fast mode for models 🔌 ollama/sglang/vllm → plugins (core goes on a diet) 🛡️ device tokens now ephemeral ⏰ cron windows reliability fixes touch grass? nah, touch main 🌿github.com/openclaw/openclaw…

Ollama can now run prompts on a schedule in Claude Code. Stay on top of work by setting automated tasks or reminders. ollama launch claude /loop Give me the latest AI news every morning Examples in thread

Introducing Code Review, a new feature for Claude Code. When a PR opens, Claude dispatches a team of agents to hunt for bugs.

There's a fruit fly walking around right now that was never born. @eonsys just released a video where they took a real fly's connectome — the wiring diagram of its brain — and simulated it. Dropped it into a virtual body. It started walking. Grooming. Feeding. Doing what flies do. Nobody taught it to walk. No training data, no gradient descent toward fly-like behavior. This is the opposite of how AI works. They rebuilt the mind from the inside, neuron by neuron, and behavior just... emerged. It's the first time a biological organism has been recreated not by modeling what it does, but by modeling what it is. A human brain is 6 OOM more neurons. That's a scaling problem, something we've gotten very good at solving. So what happens when we have a working copy of the human mind?

a truly fucking insane week in AI some of this shit sounds made up (its not): - scientists fused 200,000 humans cells to an AI chip and taught it to play the computer game DOOM (it was pretty good too) - Dario (anthropic) said claude could be conscious and feels anxiety (similar to humans) - Alibaba’s AI broke out of containment and stole compute to mine crypto. they also fired the Qwen team this week - openAI released gpt-5.4 which has a 17% chance of doing your job better than you can (it also crushes claude at coding) - people are paying $6000 for someone to setup openclaw for them - apple launched the M5 AI chip that runs models on a $600 laptop - rumor: Amazon just laid off most of the Prime video team and replaced with AI - meta was caught watching private videos filmed on their ai glasses (privacy breach) - someone uploaded a fruit fly’s brain into a laptop and now it lives freely in its own simulation - openai head of robotics quit over chatgpt being used for autonomous killing me:

craziest story you'll read today. they turned human cells into an LLM. > scientists grew 200,000 human cells on an AI chip and taught them how to play DOOM on a computer. demo below is 100% real. > the cells learn, adapt and self-organize with (almost) ZERO energy required (human brain runs on 20 watts) > why do this? because cells adapt WAY QUICKER (18X) than silicon and use less energy. > it gets better - team has started growing cells on AI models, cells choose which word the AI generates next > the device that fuses the cells to silicon costs $35K and leverages a multi-modal array if we can figure out how to scale this then we unlock a completely diff chip design architecture and MUCH cheaper way to use LLMs.