acting dumb on the internet for my own validation | 📚🪱| vought rising nutcase | fallout fiend | old hollywood wannabe | OG aya jensen agenda pusher (she/her)
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The way I want an Austin Powers 4 more than Shrek 5
Mike Myers has returned as Dr. Evil for a new Verizon commercial.
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I’m still getting use to the new look just give me a second
It’s happening... it’s really happening! Experience Shrek 5 only in theaters summer 2027.
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Tremors. (1990) Ron Underwood
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Está para comerse con cafecito 🙂↕️
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Not them soft launching Black Noir III
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We’ve seen your questions on Black Noir’s whereabouts, and can assure you he has merely departed on yet another critical mission overseas. If he could speak, he would tell you reports of his demise are greatly exaggerated. Thank you for your service, Noir, and for being the best bro this nation could ask for!
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strangers on a train (1951) dir. alfred hitchcock
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New York Knicks wins first NBA Championship since 1973.
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This movie is an amazing masterpiece if you don’t have a dumb bitch in your ear complaining about the alien water “plot hole”
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The movie literally gives two theories as to why the aliens have come to earth and by the end of the movie you know which one it was
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Some Like It Hot (Billy Wilder, 1959)
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it’s weird when people demand a character face “consequences” for their actions in shows bc like. they’re not real. the purpose of making a character isn’t to treat them how you’d treat a real person, it’s to be tools for a narrative you want to tell
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