aloha always🤙🏼

Joined October 2009
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slightlysober🥴 retweeted
200$ if u like and retweet this post sending in 14 hours when I wake up
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I couldn’t find the peanut butter for my lil after work snack and lo and behold it’s sitting atop Lindsey’s desk. If you ever need to find peanut butter just look by Lindsey😂❤️
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ALT Yes No GIF

Angry customer slaps fast food employee 😳
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slightlysober🥴 retweeted
10 Oct 2023
Wow. Watch to the end.
Time to resurface this harrowing exchange between David Horowitz and a student at the University of California San Diego in 2010.
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Random Val lobby “Are you on crack?” “IM ON CELCIUS BABY” Sometimes val is great😂
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Too short:” who wants to get they dick sucked”? Crowd:” woooo” Too short:” see ladies I’m not the only pervert tonight”😂😂😂😂
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Warren G is playing rn making me get a lil too West Coast for my melanin levels
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Road trip to Cali to steal some shit??
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🫡 see you in the winter
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Border patrol agent: “where ya headin?” Lexi: “Canada…”
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Do I take my truck with no A/C or my Harley to work? 🤔
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I leave Ezra by my phone for 3 seconds….
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slightlysober🥴 retweeted
27 Jun 2023
Spending the day in the sun with my boy, my wife, and my Tyler
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When I saw the add for this I thought RL added a drifting mode 🤦🏼‍♂️
#RLSeason11 is drifting in on Wednesday, June 7! ✅ @nissanusa Silvia (S13) ✅ New Rocket Pass Rewards ✅ New Arena - Estadio Vida Learn more: rl.gg/Season11
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How do you do it?
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Das a goodboyyyy
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slightlysober🥴 retweeted
16 May 2023
“My name is Richard dixxon do you think I have female friends” 😂
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When I see the server at Olive Garden bringing my salad and breadsticks.
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Imagine going through high school with a degrading kink, sure would’ve made stuff easier.
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