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Alice Lia Maro retweeted
It would be *much* more socially transformative to ban social media for over-65s
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i do find it funny how the hardline Restore right wingers are also anti-digital ID. folks i know we fucking hate each other but shall we put our heads together for this one issue. i reckon we can crack it. let's get bipartisan
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Alice Lia Maro retweeted
everything about the UK is terrifying. jailing activists against genocide for 40 years, banning young people from accessing social media websites and talking to one another, rampant ugly racism and poverty, forcing everyone to upload their ID to TALK to other people, it's scary!
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Alice Lia Maro retweeted
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Grand total of 0 people voted for this fyi
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BREAKING: The UK is drafting a law to scan every photo, video and message on every phone in the country.
Tech CEOs who refuse to implement this could face up to 5 years in prison.
The proposal would force companies to build device level scanners that inspect content before encryption.
That means:
• Every image scanned
• Every message inspected
• Every video analyzed
All directly on your phone.
Governments and companies pushing these safety” systems already have a terrible track record protecting user data.
Last month, Europe’s new age verification app, promoted as a way to "keep children safe," was hacked in under 2 minutes.
In another case, over 70,000 IDs and selfies linked to online verification systems were exposed in a major breach.
Now the UK wants even deeper access directly inside your device.
Once governments force surveillance tools into every phone, they can expand what gets monitored at any time.
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Alice Lia Maro retweeted
Jun 14
Keir Starmer
4th of August 2026
5:27pm
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Alice Lia Maro retweeted
They’re not old enough to be on social media but can have their faces plastered all over tv. Alright man 😂😂😂
🚨 WATCH: School children react to the UK social media ban for under-16s live on BBC News
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Alice Lia Maro retweeted
"buzzword buzzword buzzword, now let us spy on you and your children"
Jun 14
🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer speaks ahead of announcing a social media ban for under-16s tomorrow morning
"How we keep kids safe online is one of the biggest debates of our time. As a dad, I know every parent wants their child to grow up safe and happy.
"This is a choice about whose side we’re on: families across the country, or a status quo that isn’t working. People rightly expect action, and this Government will always stand up for parents and put children first.
"That’s why we will call time on a system that’s failing our kids and take bold action to give every child the best possible start in life"
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Alice Lia Maro retweeted
Jun 14
Living in Britain really radicalises you to genuinely despise old people.
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we're going to see unprecedented levels of teens playing on the street this summer, followed by unprecedented levels of curtain-twitchers posting photographs of teens on facebook going "WHOS KIDS R THESE. WHY ARE THEY OUTSIDE MY HOUSE. I HAVE NOTIFIED THE POLICE"
"Stare at a wall" is so apt bc there is literally nothing for kids to do here anymore. Parks are for young children, so teens get chased out, everything is super expensive so you can't go on a day out, and there's precious little nature left to explore.
Thats all you can do.
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the average british parent wants the government to make every parenting decision for them. their ideal world is shipping their kids off to be raised by the state & having the kids returned to them solely for the purpose of taking photos of them for instagram
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He is all but explicitly admitting that the purpose of the law is not protecting kids.
STARMER says kids will get around his social media ban (as the vast majority do in Australia) but argues a law’s ineffectiveness should not prevent its introduction.
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mind that for all the conversation this has caused, ive literally never seen a roll like this and ive lived in england for the entire 30 years ive been on this earth
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Alice Lia Maro retweeted
the average british parent wants the government to make every parenting decision for them. their ideal world is shipping their kids off to be raised by the state & having the kids returned to them solely for the purpose of taking photos of them for instagram
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Alice Lia Maro retweeted
and god forbid they’re black and brown children
i’m sure the old racist scum of this country will be so normal about them being out in the street
we're going to see unprecedented levels of teens playing on the street this summer, followed by unprecedented levels of curtain-twitchers posting photographs of teens on facebook going "WHOS KIDS R THESE. WHY ARE THEY OUTSIDE MY HOUSE. I HAVE NOTIFIED THE POLICE"
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Baby Yoda is real and he lives inside your mummy and daddy! you have to cut them open to get your own Baby Yoda! you have to hurt your mummy and daddy if you want to see Baby Yoda! he's waiting for you! oh he's so excited to see you but your mean mummy and daddy are hiding him!!
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Alice Lia Maro retweeted
"Stare at a wall" is so apt bc there is literally nothing for kids to do here anymore. Parks are for young children, so teens get chased out, everything is super expensive so you can't go on a day out, and there's precious little nature left to explore.
Thats all you can do.
🚨 WATCH: School children react to the UK social media ban for under-16s live on BBC News
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And don't forget to join us next week on BBC News, where we'll be asking turkeys to react to Christmas!
🚨 WATCH: School children react to the UK social media ban for under-16s live on BBC News
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Alice Lia Maro retweeted
Watching this in 2026 feels like if Austria-Hungary had internet
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