Regularly voted the 2nd best Simon, behind Simon Le Bon. Pioneer of #SimonSays. Socialist. GR8 M8. Lifelong supporter of #NUFC. Nick Woltemade stan. Tennis.
Joined November 2010
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11 Apr 2017
Context is important. I've spent the evening laughing at aids, paedophilia, and Caitlyn Jenner's big cock. Thank you @rickygervais #Humanity
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If anything, this tweet has made me not want a McDonalds
Lamine Yamal, 18, making his FIFA World Cup™️ debut with Spain. After winning the Euros, ready for the biggest stage.
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Jun 11
Just been reading up on this guys managerial history. I think Wolves might be fucked
Jun 10
🚨🐺 EXCL: Wolves agree deal in principle to appoint Cesar Peixoto as new head coach.
Interest reported by O Jogo, now verbal agremeent in place with Peixoto to take over at #WWFC.
Excellent job at Gil Vicente with record results and seen among top talented young managers.
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Jun 11
Young manager? He’s nearly 50
Jun 10
🚨🐺 EXCL: Wolves agree deal in principle to appoint Cesar Peixoto as new head coach.
Interest reported by O Jogo, now verbal agremeent in place with Peixoto to take over at #WWFC.
Excellent job at Gil Vicente with record results and seen among top talented young managers.
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Simon Long retweeted
Jun 9
That Gianni Infantino corruption documentary will hit like crack in 2036.
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Jun 10
That’s a lot of words to probably say “I went on the Merlin app”
Jun 10
Hundreds of twitchers flock to see African bird in UK for first time bbc.in/4dZnnGf
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Jun 5
Not a serious country
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May 31
Being the only Prem team from three not to win a European trophy is peak Arsenal
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May 30
Genuinely so excited for this
May 28
Grab your Keeper outfit, brush off your wellies and get ready to 'Build A Wilder World'!
Planet Zoo 2 is coming to PC, Xbox Series X|S & PlayStation 5 on October 13! 🐦 🐟
Soar to great heights with flying birds, prepare your diving suits as fully-aquatic species make a splash, and take your conservation efforts beyond your zoo in brand-new Wildlife Reserves!
Pre-order now: fron.dev/dab2
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May 25
Finally some good news
May 25
Lewis Miley until 2032 ✍️
ALT Lewis Miley signs new long-term contract at Newcastle United until 2032
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May 24
Tre bien. Le bosh!
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May 23
I’m sick of seeing people walking down a road/hallway to that Pablo Escobar Jenny song
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May 21
I’ll never understand how journo’s know before the squad is announced
May 21
🚨 Kobbie Mainoo set to be named in England squad for World Cup but Phil Foden misses out. Tino Livramento Noni Madueke also expected to be included but no Levi Colwill despite injury return & anticipated Luke Shaw will not make #ENG group @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7297826…
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