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goose in a hat @slugbones

spinster worm with one shoe

Joined December 2009
  • Tweets 10,392
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  • Followers 453
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just remembered the purity pledge i signed at 14…hope they got it notarized
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marcia gay hardhead
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pee wee hiswoman
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an orca: it’s 2023, the seas are now battlefields
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let my bidet run until i cry
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agree
Morgan M Page@morganmpage
22 May 2023
When a trans guy brings a backpack on the date…
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this bitch was a gag
#WOMENSART
@womensart1
21 May 2023
Slightly Open Clam Shell, 1926, Georgia O'Keeffe #WomensArt
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a banger
Defector@DefectorMedia
20 May 2023
How not to interview a Transportation Secretary: defector.com/how-not-to-inte…
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going great btw
TUSHY Bidet
@hellotushy
21 May 2023
Remember when everyone was sunning their taints? Anyone still doing that? How’s it going?
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call me clocky, bitch i’m cogsworth
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sowa@sevariia
17 May 2023
she's fucking the trans man for trans
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but doctor, *i’m* padma lakshmi
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i hope kid fury and crissle know how important they are
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Kyle Kushblasta@SkinnyTuna
15 May 2023
the point of twitter is to be mtf and high on something and then post mundane observations about what it’s like to do drugs and play videogames and act homosexually toward others and everyone else in my opinion is sort of just a passenger in that ride
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don’t talk to me until i’ve had my covfefe
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me: gender isn’t real also me: my cat is my daughter and i am her mother
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why is my autism titillated by the most embarrassing shit
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Michael@yosoymichael
11 May 2023
I hate-hate-HATE your hair and makeup today.
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