Engineer. Author. Occasional Stand Up Comedian.
Joined February 2009
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12 Apr 2017
Indian guy flirting on Facebook:
Guy: Hi :) :) :)
Girl: Hey...
Guy: Had ur lunch?
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3 Oct 2025
hey @AmericanAir on aa3706 on 9/30 your flight attendant jaqueline was super sweet and awesome to my daughter just wanted to say she deserves special credit for going above and beyond without us even asking a thing
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29 May 2024
It’s crazy how your whatsapp messages to your wife will be the memes you get shown on Instagram.
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23 Apr 2023
NRI folks meeting Sima Aunty need to learn how to offer her a drink or tea when she walks in.
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22 Apr 2023
indian match making or family karma which is a bigger guilty pleasure?
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2 Apr 2023
Wow this is like the best podcast interview i’ve ever heard Jocko Podcast 221: Jonny Kim. Navy SEAL, Doctor, Astronaut. The Unimagin... youtu.be/yujP3-AxXsI via @YouTube
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26 Mar 2023
90 day fiancé UK isn’t as dramatic as the USA one I don’t know how I feel about it.
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22 Mar 2023
It’s crazy how the first amendment is talk all the shit you want and the second amendment is “you might need a gun 😂”
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22 Mar 2023
Last of us wants us to believe this guy just killed like 14 people without a scratch
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19 Mar 2023
The Last of Us but it’s conservatism slowly growing inside once you’re 30.
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19 Mar 2023
Grown men will get a masters degree to make six figures and then lose it all by following a 19 year old stock trader on tik tok.
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12 Mar 2023
Like this tweet if you know someone making six figures and hardly does any real work.
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21 Feb 2023
That family karma gay wedding discussion was very good tv didn’t expect that kudos to what seemed like a very honest discussion
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19 Feb 2023
It was fun while it lasted 😂 - Meta’s launching $12 per month paid verification on Instagram and Facebook - The Verge theverge.com/2023/2/19/23606…
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19 Feb 2023
it’s sad how fb copies so much - first snapchat stories, then tik tok reels, not to mention letting fb videos grow by simply copying everything over from youtube.
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7 Feb 2023
Why at the end of You People are we led to believe a podcast takes 9 people to produce?
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6 Feb 2023
i have an impersonator 🙀
6 Feb 2023
Hey @smanak !!!
@.smqnak just followed me… is that you? 😝
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5 Feb 2023
I feel like everybody needs to take a video editing course.
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