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Amy Hammer Nelson @smartypants

Mother. Wanderer. Attempting to remain interesting. And I have a lot of Instagram followers.

Joined January 2007
  • Tweets 360
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  • Followers 126
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Jimmy Kimmel
@jimmykimmel
4 Nov 2020
This is like being awake during your own surgery.
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Someone needs to invent pants that massage your legs.
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Katie Hill@KatieHill4CA
8 Oct 2020
Hot tip to Susan Page: saying “thank you” over and over to try to get a man to shut up never works. They really think you’re thanking them.
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Jamie Leventhal@jamie_lev
8 Oct 2020
hi 👋 a science reporter popping in here to say that we absolutely DO know what's causing climate change, despite what our vice president just said
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He should try to be more likable. #smilemore #VPDebate
Classic. @ Fort Awesome instagram.com/p/CDymaBIpUHb/…
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Yamiche Alcindor
@Yamiche
3 Jun 2020
Just seeing this and wow.
Joyce Karam
@Joyce_Karam
2 Jun 2020
Wow. Huge rally in Paris #France today paying homage to #GeorgeFloyd & Adama Traore who died in French police custody in 2016. Rally itself defied a police ban:
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Joe Biden
@JoeBiden
3 Jun 2020
I ask all of America — not to deny our pain or cover it over — but to use it to compel our nation across this turbulent threshold into the next phase of progress, inclusion, and opportunity for our great democracy.
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Eric Swalwell@ericswalwell
2 Jun 2020
He’s not leaving office. And he thinks the same people who protected him as he gassed protesters to take a photo-op walk will let him stay. So what do we do? Show up in a way that the outcome cannot be denied. #VoteForYourLife
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Can I watch my iPad? Yes Can I have a snack? Yes Can I have some chocolate? Sure Not much I say no to these days. Quarantine parenting at its finest. #quarantineparenting
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I need someone to build me a padded, soundproof room to lock myself in. It doesn't have to be big. That’s what heaven would be like.
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Happy Easter from the Nelsons!! @ Fort Awesome instagram.com/p/B-5YZn4p8P5/…

Amy Hammer (@oui_amy) • Instagram photos and videos

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Sundays in the time of quarantine. #quarantinelife #onlychild @ Fort Awesome instagram.com/p/B-U1qS0pbnf/…
Please welcome the newest member of the Nelson Family. . Her full name is Margaux Lollipop Nelson. Her Southern name is Margaux Lolly. Her rap name is M. Pop. But we just call her Margaux. 🐶❤️ @ Fort Awesome instagram.com/p/B-NclOhpXK1/…
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The Daily Show
@TheDailyShow
10 Mar 2020
One man... immune to information. PANDUMBIC
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The magic of Miró. . . . #miró #joanmiro #barcelonaorbust #modernism #spain #art @ Fundación Joan Miró instagram.com/p/B1gajT7nzzN/…
Just posted a video instagram.com/p/B1daZD3n8Aq/…
Bye, bye Miami! See ya soon, Spain!! . . . #barcelonaorbust #windowphotography #lookoutmywindow #headintheclouds @ Miami International Airport - MIA instagram.com/p/B1dbcdCHgD3/…
Inspiration beyond measure. #mayorpete #petebuttigieg #votebobfreeman #dcdp @ City Winery Nashville instagram.com/p/B0EAdDXp7zY/…
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Super excited!! Thanks, Bob! #mayorpete #dcdp #votebobfreeman instagram.com/p/B0D5zqcJf8Y/…
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