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20 Jun 2024
Dental insurance covers absolutely nothing let’s talk about that shit
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27 Jun 2022
Chase Utley
Second Baseman
Philadelphia Phillies (2003-2015)
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20 Jun 2022
I based this toy on one of the most tense and unsettling moments from The Shining.
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14 Jun 2022
insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don't.
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9 Jun 2022
i’m a woman working in music, so men love to challenge me with a little “who are you listening to right now?” my new favorite game is making up a band, saying their new album got an 8.4 on pitchfork, and watching the guy be like “honestly i wasn’t that impressed with that one”
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6 Jun 2022
As a bisexual, I'm used to being invisible, ignored or flat out told I don't exist. So this pride month I've decided to team up with Covid-19.
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28 Apr 2022
good morning to every english teacher who woke up this morning like “today’s the day I assign a short story that will haunt them till the day they die”
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22 Apr 2022
I started playing a game with myself where every time something annoys me on Twitter I immediately get off and force myself to do a Duolingo Spanish lesson, and bitch lemme tell you voy a ser bilingüe en poco tiempo porque todos ustedes son muy molestos
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