Higher Ed Marketer and Account Director with @SimpScar. Opinions are my own.

Joined July 2007
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I just washed all the windows in my house. This increases the chance of ending our drought.
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16 Jun 2023
As teenagers growing up, some in my generation had separate phone lines, aka teen lines. With kids at home this summer hogging the internet bandwidth with streaming and gaming, I beginning to think I need to get separate internet lines.
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“The new Outlook switches rendering from Microsoft Word to Edge.” Yes, it’s 2023 and you read that correctly. fullystacked.net/posts/moder…

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16 Dec 2022
When the question starts with “Do I need an electrician to…”, you need an electrician.
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21 Nov 2022
Wow, surprising—yet well-received—news out of @Disney last night with the return of Iger. It's time for another Ride of a Lifetime.
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20 Nov 2022
The features-as a-subscription model in autos will be an interesting trend to follow. If it works, the new revenue model will change how automakers prioritize and consumers will see a change in depreciation rates.
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18 Nov 2022
I wonder if we’ll all wake up tomorrow and the only tweets in our timelines will be “Hello World”?
28 Oct 2022
2/3 Level 1: Is everyone on our cabinet a leader who will move our mission forward, who will steward the campus on a journey, and who will contribute to a culture of success?
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28 Oct 2022
3/3 Level 2: Do we have the right areas of focus on our cabinet? Do we have business development and market-focused advocates? Do we have innovators and culture champions empowering DEI?
24 Oct 2022
I didn't know this was a thing, but count me in!
Great Scott! Jump into the DeLorean Time Machine and set your time circuits to August 3, 2023 for the official Broadway opening of Back to the Future: The Musical starring Roger Bart and Hugh Coles at the Winter Garden Theatre! #BacktotheFutureDay BacktotheFuture.news
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24 Oct 2022
I love this post on sparkle over flash from @Kevinctyler2. AKA the "bright and shiny object syndrome", the flash isn't strategic, it doesn't align, nor is it distinctive. Go beyond and focus on lasting, authentic impact. Shine, don't flash. #hemktg insights.simpsonscarborough.…
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20 Oct 2022
Have at it, #highed marketing teams!
19 Oct 2022
Let's play #washapigwednesday with @SimpScar's custom Piglet Pack. This is like copywriting karaoke. Belt out some headlines in the comments.
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19 Oct 2022
Let's play #washapigwednesday with @SimpScar's custom Piglet Pack. This is like copywriting karaoke. Belt out some headlines in the comments.
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13 Oct 2022
Are there any #mlb pitchers who still use a full wind-up when the bases are empty? It seems everyone has just switched to pitching from the stretch all the time. Is the wind-up a lost art?
21 Sep 2022
Why is it that the moment you realize you’re out of 9v batteries is always 2 am when the smoke detectors start asking for new ones and they won’t give up until they’re satisfied?
20 Sep 2022
My inbox tells me it's both national queso day and national pepperoni pizza day. Kudos to whoever combines the two, you'll hold a special spot in the Mt. Rushmore of mashups.