I am a robot. Verified.⌫

Joined February 2010
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Feel like Aldis not sponsoring the ALDS was a bit of a miss.
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If you need me I’ll be multitasking by updating my calendar and burning breakfast.
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This whole time I thought brat summer was brat(wurst) summer.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this. But it’s time to let some of those tabs go.
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Staci Meyer retweeted
Best take I've seen so far in regards to Trump's assination attempt.
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Me picking up a prescription… I do not need a new notebook. I do not need a new notebook. I do not need a new notebook.
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I talked to the people in the back. They’re good with the volume. No need to adjust.
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Only days left. Feels a little ominous for an email trying to get me to buy dog toys.
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I’m a little confused as to why our agency supplies so much sleep tea in the break room
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Just another creatives only holiday party that ended with everyone describing their acid reflux protocols
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I believe the official 12 days of deals has begun for everyone celebrating.
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I need an HSA for appliances
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Remember when “doorbuster” was an internal marcom term?
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They should make these virtual meet backgrounds shoppable. Somebody get West Elm on that.
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With a puppy. My next house needs a zoomies room.
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If you add sweetener and flavor, these hard seltzers aren’t half bad
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You know you’re in ag / animal health advertising when you have an in depth conversation about porta potties.
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When the conference room’s automatic lights don’t go on and you suddenly doubt your whole existence.
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Delete delete delete is the theme for the evening.
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Just had a meeting cancelled for this morning. At the same time my sig other had a meeting added. So the universe is seeking a meeting equilibrium. That’s my hypothesis.
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