Oh I do like to live beside the seaside, beside the sea. #NUFC Eddie Howe's Black and White Army!
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Jan 7
Remarkable coincidence, as #NUFC launch some retro gear I finally got round to mounting some of my old shirts on my son's wall, including Kevin Scott's Greenalls kit from the early 90s
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22 Nov 2025
Why is Microsoft so fucking shit? My son's account was hacked and every time I submit a request to reset it their AI robots just say "sorry, you've not provided enough details". I gave you his old password, which of course has been altered now. Twats
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18 Jan 2025
I know you're still a fan Howe, but you could at least try and make it look like you want us to beat Bournemouth
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10 Jan 2025
So #RachelFromAccounts made up a £22bn black hole, I wonder how big it'll be when she's relieved of her duties. By the look of it, many many many times more (someone may have to help her with the maths, as she clearly can't do it herself)
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16 Dec 2024
I know I'm old but the @air1072 presenter just introduced a song saying it was her favourite in Year 5 and 6. That's Primary School! I can barely remember which school I went to, never mind what song I liked 😂😂
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18 Sep 2024
Dunk it in what? Just went to order only to be told there's no garlic and herb dips. What sort of shambles is that?
8 Sep 2024
people who refuse to dunk their crusts need to take a long hard look at themselves
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19 Jul 2024
Gotta hand it to the BBC commentary team, their curse arrives pretty rapidly these days
#ENGvsWI #ENGvWI #WIvsENG #WIvENG #BBCCricket #CricketTwitter
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21 Apr 2024
RT if you would scrap VAR immediately♻️
Let's get the momentum back in this campaign. Football for the fans.
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24 Apr 2024
The gulf in effort and class tonight is pretty shocking
24 Apr 2024
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21 Apr 2024
All Gateshead fans, get yourselves down to the two upcoming protests that are happening.
Monday 22nd April: 16:30 - Civic Centre
Tuesday 23rd April: 19:00 - GIS
#WorClub | @GatesheadFC
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4 Apr 2024
Bravo Manchester, great walk on singing!
4 Apr 2024
ASPINALL 🆚 CROSS
A homecoming for Nathan Aspinall in the opening game of the night at the @AOArena...
Will Rob Cross spoil the party?
📺 bit.ly/PDCTVLive
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8 Dec 2022
This is the moment Mars peeked out from behind our moon after being hidden for an hour. This shot was captured using my largest telescope and a special high-speed camera. Seeing another planet rising on the horizon of our moon was such a surreal experience.
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10 Nov 2021
Thoughts on Windows 11. The new task bar and menu is absolute dog turd
1) Move the task bar. Having it along the bottom of a ultrawide monitor is crap.
2) Let me ungroup task bar icons. I often have 8 or 9 browsers open, I do not want them grouped into one sodding button.
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4 Nov 2021
I wonder what our Flerf buddies will make of this @FTFEofficial @creakyblinder @_Mr_42_ @ItsMrSensible @SciManDan @CatzConspiracy @Mctoon27
4 Nov 2021
The moon photographed over 28 days at the same place and at the same time....... x.com/24hrknowledge/status/1…
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30 Jul 2021
Not a change I'll buy the new #4 home kit, but now they drop this into my life and I'm all "here, have my money!"
30 Jul 2021
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