woman of mystery
Joined May 2009
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Lizzie Haag retweeted
Always great to see future teachers checking out what life as an EDCAT could look like! āØ Thanks for taking the time to visit Daphne! #FutureTeacher
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Jun 10
Joyfully printing the summer English assignment for my child who was formerly a very eager beaver who insisted on Honors English and now has to read a book full of symbolism and write about it...in summer! #livinthedream
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Jun 1
Girl in a bikini making cinnamon roll bites in my kitchen. Because teenager. #livinthedream
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Lizzie Haag retweeted
May 31
Sorry your daughter is crashing out because she has to be somewhere tomorrow at the exact time the UV is going to be 10.
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May 30
"I'm a 45 year old woman. I feel like I should know how to turn on the air conditioning at my house." #ThingsIActuallySay
Yes, I am well taken care of by @brenthaag and yes, he showed me how. #livinthedream
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May 26
Both of my children are working. It's my favorite guy's birthday. And I'm eating yesterday's leftover cake for breakfast with another cake in the oven. #livinthedream
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May 23
Not @brenthaag acting like it's totally normal to take a 23 year old vacuum cleaner apart and put a new electrical cord on it while I watch Pop Culture Jeopardy. Marriage: 5 stars.
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May 19
Me figuring out the car sharing situation for my children who go to the same school, but have almost no finals at the same time. #livinthedream
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May 14
We're all offering tanks of gas and extra Instagram minutes as sticker chart rewards, yes?
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May 13
You might think that my Kansas born-and-raised children and my Kansas born-and-raised husband speak the same language, but you'd be surprised how much translating I have to do around here. š¤¦š»āāļø #livinthedream
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Apr 25
Just dropped my 15 year old Delicate Flower off at the door to Home Depot. How long will it take her to find the very small item she is looking for? #livinthedream
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Lizzie Haag retweeted
Please consider helping fill the Hawks Fund food pantry to push us through this last month of school.
Thank you!
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Apr 15
Was looking for something else and came across this pic of the elementary school calendar - highlighted where applicable and specials requiring specifics from home noted in different colors for my different children. I was a good elementary school mom. #postpeak #livinthedream
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Mar 30
Delicate Flower declared her dad as her permanent homework helper after they did her math with many high fives. I glance at her homework and saw they did it wrong...with great confidence. Well played, @brenthaag. #livinthedream
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Mar 17
Tell me the delicate flowers are home without telling me the delicate flowers are home. #livinthedream
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Mar 12
If you had told me a year ago that my cheerleader who had more than one close call with academic eligibility would be an Academic All-State First Team wrestler, I would not have believed you...on many levels. #livinthedream
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Mar 3
"I wish you were cooler." - Delicate Flower, daughter of an uncool mother
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Feb 17
I spent four years as class president and one year as PTO president, and exactly no one has given me a gift today.
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