Fuck me @ITV how many adverts!!!

It's 31 years ago to the day that this was broadcast - for my money one of the most joyous bits of TV ever committed to celluloid. It is, of course, Mr Sting's appearence on The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer. Chitter chatter chit

This couldn’t have happened to a bigger cheating smug fucking cunt from any club in the world

Harry & Paul - On The Buses parody 😂Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse in another of their always-hysterical spoofs.

Oh, and Everton, you can fuck off too!

Villa? You can fuck right off!!!

When they work out who our best players are, can you let us fans know who they are please

This is pretty scandalous Just watch the whole video 🤯

PGMOL and referees once again tonight showing that they have complete control over the outcome of a football game. Tonight for the first time in MONTHS we seen the ref implement the 7 second rule against the Leeds United keeper, awarding Spurs a corner during a kick out... On top of this, then VAR decided NOT to implement the 5cm tolerance rule against Calvert Lewins offside, instead deciding that this picture is 'offside'. Incredible how inconsistent the refereeing can be in 1 game just minutes apart, also extremely coincidental how both decisions favour Spurs who are in desperate need of points to keep them in the championship. Honestly if Spurs do end up in the relegation zone, the Premier League will probably just chuck West Ham a points deduction to send them down instead 👍🏻

Who do you want to get relegated? Spurs or West Ham?🤔

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Spurs have started like Greggs. All over the fucking place. #TOTARS

Thanks very much @TfL

Here’s the full clip again, showing Martinelli smacking the ball on Conor Bradley, then kneeing and pushing him off the pitch. Disgraceful. Rancid. Call it whatever you want. But it certainly isn’t a surprise considering the club and manager he plays for.

Who'd like to watch the late and much missed Sean Lock roast the late and much missed Bruce Forsyth. Of course you would! Good day.

Sit in done……….Saturday we march again. Even after a victory it’s important they know nothing changes. 12:30 we leave from Stratford station and walk to Marshgate Lane. Full details in the mages. Please repost. We need huge numbers for this 👍⚒️ #SoldOurSoul #NoMoreBS

It takes just 6% of a Shareholder shift to enable the club to run differently. Daniel Kretinsky only needs to spend £53m (based off club value of £882m by Forbes) so that 1895 Holdings can have majority control in the club. David Sullivan will still have 32% of the club and he will get his initial investment back from his 2010 co-purchase of the club. Just let it go David, you are killing OUR club! bsout.co.uk #westham #PremierLeague

TAKE A BOW @CroftyF1 👏👏👏

Since the start of April, Jarrod Bowen has been directly involved in more goals than any other player in the Premier League: ◉ 7 goals ◉ 3 assists Different class. 🔥