Astro/photographer \ Gastropod Enthusiast \ 3-Cat Momther \ Current Hyperfixation: cyberdecks
Joined September 2011
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May 24
nothing else matters when I got my man in my arms and my friends in my chat
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the fox news intern is a GOONER
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bored asf, let's add karaoke-style lyric syncing to Disco Darling
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Girl can this new Carly lead just drop already??
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I forgot my own pin yesterday and was locked out for like half the day 🙃 I fear I don't have much time left
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Jun 16
I have been told this is a prime me and whopportunity
Jun 16
me and my snail wife if we were sharing a delicious cucumber and a kiss
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Jun 16
mirror, mirror on the wall,,
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Jun 16
if you told me a modest mouse album had elements of fang island in 2012 I would have considered you absolutely insane but
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Jun 16
These constant scam calls are propaganda created by Big Debt™ so you'll ignore the one time they're actually trying to reach you
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Jun 15
don't cha wish your deskmat was cute like Gibb, don't cha wish your deskmat was a-sleep like Gibb...
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Jun 15
I don't even have to tell Dougie that he made his bed and should lie in it... He knocked my recycling pile over and literally made a bed for himself, and is in fact lying in it... My genius, genius boy 🥹
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Jun 15
sources tell me this will be a double album.
please god.
Another new #CRJ7 postcard from @CarlyRaeJepsen has been received!
— “You broke my heart on Sunday. I went back to work on Monday. Yufuin 3:16 PM”
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A lot of people are confused by the concept of “cat years" so here's a little guide:
0-1 years - just a little baby
1-3 years - just a little baby
4-9 years - just a little baby
10 years - just a little baby
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Jun 15
RT @mostlymayra: i love @snailsafe being like this. it’s cute even if i don’t understand it ❤️ i am just here to listen 👯♀️
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