I am the Great Cornholio! Taco Bell-certified motivational speaker.
Joined June 2010
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You can't "defund" NPR. Most of its budget is from local affiliates, not the gov't, that pay for it.
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Flicking pennies out the window is a great stealth move against those disturbing the peace below.
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Knicks fans around MSG are a bunch of drug-addled homies looking for trouble.
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So wait, I can get a giant bush but would only get to 2.5 inches? Sounds like a total scam to me
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Jun 13
SpaceX is more likely to put humans in Uranus than on Mars.
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Jun 13
Riding in a Fisker for the first time. The seat belt buckle on right side seat is too far right; it hits my butt. Spacious.
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Jun 12
Not that I’m a James Talarico fan, but him winning would be worth it just to see how triggered the GOP would be.
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Jun 12
That looks delicious Beavis!
Jun 12
I ate a tremendous ceviche today at a sweet little restaurant in Barranco, Lima, Peru; the pic can’t capture the vivid flavors. A fitting culmination to the trip’s culinary bounties before we return stateside tomorrow.
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Jun 12
I ate a tremendous ceviche today at a sweet little restaurant in Barranco, Lima, Peru; the pic can’t capture the vivid flavors. A fitting culmination to the trip’s culinary bounties before we return stateside tomorrow.
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Jun 12
Ate a ham sandwich yesterday with stone ground mustard.
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Beavis H. Presley retweeted
Jun 11
Are you some kind of millionaire down there or something?
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Jun 11
I’m on my last pair of clean underwear. Good thing I’ll be leaving Peru before the revolutionaries protest the Keiko victory.
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Jun 11
Hearing nonstop Spanish for two weeks is like Chinese water torture.
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