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30 Jul 2024
In honor of Deadpool and Wolverine. Here are the Backstreet Boys & N’SYNC doing the Dance together🕺 @VancityReynolds @deadpoolmovie
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9 Jun 2024
I would like to inform you that people are stuffing cash between the mothman statue's ass crack again...
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This is extremely funny to me, on a number of intersecting levels. BRAVI!
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25 May 2024
Allow me to introduce you to the most ridiculous yet amazing thing you will see this week.
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🦇🕯🎃THIS IS FALLOWEEN🎃🕯🦇 retweeted
13 May 2024
After 3 sneezes, I'm not blessing you anymore.
You need antihistamines, not blessings.
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10 May 2024
We were 17 and mutual friends arranged a double date. I was too nervous and didn't talk except to make fun of him for not being able to use chopsticks. He thought I hated him, obv 🙃 Our friends ditched us so we would be forced to talk, it worked. We've been further for 15 years!
1 May 2024
Please rt with the story of how you met your s/o. I want to know. Even if it’s “not interesting” 🫶🏼
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9 May 2024
oh mighty algorithm i offer thee a snippet of my short animation, tis but a humble wip, may this please the elder gods
7 May 2024
Twitter has updated their algorithm to allow users to see more posts from smaller accounts
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🦇🕯🎃THIS IS FALLOWEEN🎃🕯🦇 retweeted
8 May 2024
"So then why are you here, Xaden ?"
"Because I can't seem to stay away-"
#FourthWing #IronFlame
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17 Apr 2024
Things like this are why I can’t quit Twitter.
10 Apr 2024
I applied for a library card in my new hometown, and I thought I attached a photo of my drivers license to prove my address, but as the library pointed out… I accidentally attached a different photo…
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17 Apr 2024
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14 Apr 2024
Neil Gaiman’s story about imposter syndrome rewired my brain.
10 Apr 2024
does anyone have any useful sentences that will change my life immediately upon being read?
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🦇🕯🎃THIS IS FALLOWEEN🎃🕯🦇 retweeted
12 Apr 2024
Just over a year ago I released biblically accurate furby into the wild and also into everyone’s nightmares
ALT "Be not afraid." Digital art of a biblically accurate furby painted in multiple colours, mainly pinks, oranges and blues. It has three eyes, six wings, and two rings around it. The rings have multi-coloured eyes in an alternating pattern. A dark orb filled with stars and bursting with rays of light is behind it.
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11 Apr 2024
This is the only way I'd willingly go to a concert
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🦇🕯🎃THIS IS FALLOWEEN🎃🕯🦇 retweeted
10 Apr 2024
Focus on Joaquin.
Pull focus to window.
Gaga draws perfect smile.
Pull focus back to Joaquin.
Joaquin moves head.
Joaquin smiles perfectly.
You are in the hands of fucking professionals.
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