Joined September 2012
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Baloncesto divertido
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Pretty freakin cute that we named cookies that
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you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you
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I OWE THE IRS EIGHTEEN HUNDRED DOLLARSSSSSSSS πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ€©πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯ΉπŸ₯Ή
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this was literally The Drama
Bringing this to the bar this weekend
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Naming my son Fishmael
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Naming my son Thaddeus
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I'm glad we could come to a misunderstanding
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I was doing like an advanced kind of joke where it isnt funny
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need a @replyall pod reboot solely so they can tell me wtf is going on here!
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9 Oct 2025
do y’all realize that none of us would be the people we are today without T-Pain… no funny shit…
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21 Feb 2025
Last night was a hare brained scheme
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1 Oct 2025
hollow knight ass doohickeys
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19 Sep 2025
Great news guys. No more Mr. Brightside. It doesn’t exist any more! You don’t have to sing it for karaoke ever again. Better yet, soon, you will forget it ever existed at all. Don’t worry.
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29 Jul 2025
donkey kong bananza is for those who yearn for the mines
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GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them
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20 Mar 2025
think it’s possible that spending hours and hours, week after week, on highways and in traffic is fockin’ wiv me bloody β€˜ed
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13 Mar 2025
chirping birds and tantalizing first waft of spring air save me…. Save me chirping birds and spring air
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9 Mar 2025
i just met the gracious anthony carrigan who plays noho hank in hbo’s β€˜barry’ - and then I opened opened my timeline and was immediately graced with this tweet #iykyk
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26 Feb 2025
imagine ur show-stopping, legendary teammate is suddenly your opp .. and he has been sent from hell to destroy you alongside supplementary opp, lebron james LMFAO
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