Here is the "official" notification that I received the highest number of write-in votes (Mickey Mouse got 2) for the Republican nomination for Mayor. I've already gone to the Clerk's Election Division to accept the nomination. Haters are gonna hate, but special thanks to those who endorsed my candidacy and all the dog parents at the park for writing in Bailey's dad. For the rest of you, start ducking my calls because I'm in fundraising mode. My FIRST campaign promise is I am NOT putting up any signs, they are a pain in the butt, they make the town look ugly and they don't vote. Now I have to get everything right with ELEC.
@EdTheTruckerNJ
A lot of would-be consultants who received their poli sci degrees from a social media platform weighing in on the NJ CD-11 results. No candidate has ever won an election because of your pre-election opining on social media. The person who said they helped and all they did was put a sign on their lawn worked harder (and I HATE signs). Rather than whining after a loss, perhaps you should have left your homes and volunteered some time on the @HathawayForNJ11 campaign or written a check or done something constructive. @EdTheTruckerNJ
Admittedly I haven’t paid much attention to this story and I hope she is found safe, but one thing I do know for certain is my almost 78-year-old mother would NEVER have to take an Uber to my house or my sister’s house. The family fight would be epic.
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I don’t care about the halftime show because I’ll stick with my tradition and watch the Puppy Bowl, then eat dinner and nap through the 2nd quarter, halftime and the 3rd quarter of the Super Bowl.
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Dear Jasmine Crockett
What the fuck you mean you would be outraged if another country came into the United States and grabbed our leader in the middle of the night?
Bitch Biden literally had the FBI barge into Trump's home at 6AM pretmeding to look for bullshit!
Yall muthafuckers literally tried to put Trump in prison so we couldn’t vote for him.
Y’all tried to execute him in Butler PA.
So who the fuck are you to say Trump is wrong to take out Maduro when y’all tried to do exactly the same thing right here in America?
Here’s the diff.
Our president is a real president ho.
He was elected by the people skank.
You damn straight 77 million Americans would be up in arms if another country came and snatched him.
But Manuro aint nothing but a communist piece a shit dictator who lost the election but stole the muthafuckin seat anyway.
Oh now I know why yall standing up for that criminal.
He just the Venezuelan Joe Biden except without the dementia.
Yall Democrats love it when people get ahead by committing crimes don’t you?
Girl go get you some Jesus and stop making Black women look bad to the rest of the world, stupid heifer.
I haven't posted in months, so here's a picture of my dog. If we ever make it to Minneapolis she's going to crap on the mayor's front lawn and I'm not picking it up. (Had to re-post because for some reason photo didn't post the 1st time)
I no longer have a horse in the NJ Guv race and I don’t tweet often, but when I do it’s because a campaign is happy when they are trailing “none of them” by 4%. It is the first time I have ever seen a campaign happy about polling at ZERO.
For my 10s of followers... This is one of my insulin pens, there are 5 in a box, a box is $700 at CVS. The little needles that screw on top aren't included and cost another $50. Just throwing a fact out there.
I said I'd never get another dog, that idea went out the window. I've since decided the inventor of the carpet shampooer was obviously trying to housebreak a puppy. Fortunately, for her, I find this face irresistible.