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SofaKingÐoge retweeted
May 26
Happy National Paper Airplane Day!!!
Throw one today for every “conspiracy theory” they laughed at, fact-checked, buried, and then quietly admitted was true six months later.
Funny how those little paper planes keep landing in the truth pile. ✈️
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SofaKingÐoge retweeted
Feb 8
Ever seen an invisible elbow?
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SofaKingÐoge retweeted
A dog accidentally locks himself in the car and won’t budge. So the owner plays the ultimate mind game: pretends to pet another dog. Jealousy kicks in… and the stubborn pup unlocks the door! 😂
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SofaKingÐoge retweeted
He unlocked a new way to walk the dog. 😂
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Crystal Castles - Kept (Kaisui Remix) youtu.be/KYBG3Z0JU8s?si=3zQM… via @YouTube
Prayers keep the path lit 🔥
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9 Dec 2025
Sofa King 👑
Much Sofa Very Wal Such Rus
8 Dec 2025
This is the best 90-second story you’ll see all week
An 1,800-pound walrus named Wally got lost, drifted 2,500 miles from the Arctic, and started napping on random boats in Ireland… sinking a few of them People panicked, then someone built him his own floating couch so he’d leave everyone’s yachts alone.
22 days later he casually swam home to Iceland like nothing had happened.
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