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10 Sep 2025
Another Apple release with nothing. All the product people oddly shaped with no fashion sense. HR took over Apple. Embarrassing
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30 Oct 2024
It’s pretty telling that everyone’s outfit in this apple announcement is two years out of date. You want your product people to be covered in drip. Negative apple signal
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Solomon retweeted
14 Feb 2024
no i do not want to “jump on a quick call”
i want to jump out of the window of this building
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Solomon retweeted
14 Feb 2024
Maybe you should skip breakfast?
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23 Dec 2022
Tell me a feature was rushed out without telling me a feature was rushed out
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Solomon retweeted
7 Apr 2016
GOD: Let there be women
WOMEN: Cool
GOD: But no pockets
WOMEN: What?
GOD: Put your stuff in a bag lol
MEN: lol
GOD: lol
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13 Jun 2016
Homekit is guaranteed to do what you want a good 65% of the time after a delay of 3-80 seconds.
16 May 2016
Accidentally wore my brown shirt with my brown pants today. It's hip to look like a UPS driver, right ? RIGHT ?
25 Dec 2015
I blame this ridiculously large wine glass for my advanced stage of intoxication
6 Dec 2015
My clothes now come out of the laundry with more fur then when they went in