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Mar 31
This set is gonna be so sick
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Feb 15
In honor of the Austin marathon today, I will do my very best to eat an entire basket of chips and salsa.
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Feb 5
I have been traveling so much for work that if I turn on GPS in between Austin and Dallas my phone is officially recommending Dallas as the way to get home instead of my actual home.
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28 Jul 2025
Tecovas boots made from 100% genuine Chili’s booths… you're welcome.
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2 Jul 2025
I am in a Christian book store coffee shop and if this coffee doesn’t bring me closer to God I swear to…
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5 May 2025
Sorry I can’t go out tonight, I need to know how Twilight ends.
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14 Apr 2025
Had a pretty sick weekend. Got absolutely bodied in a cEDH tournament by mental misstep (twice)… fitting, and then ate at magic Time Machine and had a wonderful time with Indiana Jones.
Today I got to take some friends to my favorite place on Earth.
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5 Mar 2025
Omg…
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25 Jan 2025
This was back to back in the same pack. Everyone knows you go either dick-dick or butt-butt when cuddling your homies.
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