Dunder Mifflin, this is Sam
Joined August 2024
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Sam ☽ retweeted
Jun 11
establishing dominance by being the naked window neighbor
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Jun 12
Hypoglycemia is annoying because why do I have to drink Sprite at 8am
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Jun 11
That someone else’s bedroom is none of my business
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Jun 10
Just get an escort if you’re only paying for dinner in order to get sex ????
Jun 8
Após levar um “não”, homem abandona encontro com mulher e deixa a conta para ela pagar.
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Jun 9
“I’m not on a blood thinner I’m on a med that stops the platelets from clotting” gives the same energy as “no it’s not broken it’s fractured”
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Jun 7
When are men going to realize the best friend is doing exactly that the woman you’re hitting on wants her to do.
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Jun 7
I love that the replies are ONLY men who are very obviously butt hurt to realize the woman they hit on is just not interested in them and it has nothing to do with her friend. I am a WOMAN and my friends have interjected when a man has hit on me BECAUSE THEY KNEW I WAS NOT INTERESTED plenty of times. This is a universal experience for woman. Sorry your fragility makes you make up pretend scenarios to protect your ego but “fat” or “ugly” friends of women are not your enemy when it comes to getting who you want. It’s YOU and your dying need to argue with women online about their own lived experiences to make yourself feel better proves exactly that. Work on being actually good people and men and you won’t run into this problem. Thanks!
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Jun 7
I dropped my heel on my foot while walking barefoot to my car yesterday and not only is my toe definitely broken but that toenail will absolutely be falling off any day now
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Jun 6
imo bringing a child into the world knowing they may suffer for their entire existence is selfish.
You cannot force families to carry disabled children to term while simultaneously gutting the education, healthcare, and support systems those families need to care for them.
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Jun 6
Inde Navarrette is the most beautiful human being I’ve ever seen
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Sam ☽ retweeted
Jun 4
mujer: los hombres violan y matan
hombres: eso es mentira y ojalá te vio.len y mat.en por mentirosa
Una tuitera ha escrito "odio a los hombres", acosémosla todos en grupo de manera enfermiza hasta que se tenga que borrar la cuenta, así aprenderá a no odiar a los hombres.
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